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If there’s any trouble in the Scientology camp, they know just who to call: Tom Cruise. Apparently, Tom is willing to lend a hand fist anytime one of the head honchos at the Scientology Center require one.

According to the Daily News:

“Miscavige berated [the managers] for being far too light in their demands for confessions” from the three, Rathbun alleges in his letter, “because they refused to beat [them] … to pulps. Miscavige said that Tom … had vowed to come to the Hole and personally ‘beat the living [bleep]’ out of Yager, Leserve and Mithoff if the managers failed to do so themselves.

Remember the days when Tom was just hot and not crazy? Neither do I.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Suri Cruise and family were celebrating the tot’s third birthday yesterday afternoon when a chopper with some eager paparazzi crashed the party.

Tom and Katie had to call the Beverly Hills PD around 3pm yesterday, complaining of the chopper overhead.

The chopper disappeared before the police arrived.

But did they get the shot?

Image Credit: Fame Pictures

How come Tom Cruise looks like he could eat your soul in this picture? He was on hand in South Korea for a hand printing ceremony and press conference a couple of days ago. He looks really really really happy to be there. He just doesn’t have the fresh “hot” look that he had in his Jerry Maguire days.

Still pimping out that movie of yours?