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John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to talk about the Tiger Woods scandal. After Tiger got dropped by Accenture, John said this:

Accenture just dropped Tiger. Apparently he was no longer a good fit with that company that nobody knows what the hell they do.

Dear Accenture, I would love to endorse your space shuttle parts. Or is it your sentient war machines? Tic Tac Toe scoreboards?

Do they make assgaskets? Motorized fake beard racks? Big pants for little people? Do they make dollhouse panic rooms?

A gun that shoots whips? Panther saddles?

Tiger was recently dropped by Gatorade, Tag Heuer, and Gillette, to date. Hey John, even after checking out Accenture’s website, I still don’t know what they do. So you’re not alone there.

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What else does this heffer have to do besides run her mouth about Tiger Woods, than to show some skin for the adult rag.

Sources have revealed that Tiger’s ex fling, Rachel Uchitel has been offered some serious cash to take it all off for Hugh Hefner’s renowned publication.

We’ve learned that she is still in the negotiations stage for the rumored photo shoot, but she “wants a lot of money” and the deal has yet to be finalized.

I think I’ve seen more of her than I would like to have. Haven’t you? Now go away already.

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Playgirl is investigating some saucy photos that were given to them, which feature Tiger Woods, naked!

The magazine’s publicist, Daniel Nardicio, has confirmed that the rag has received some revealing shots of Tiger, but they’ve yet to determine if it’s actually him.

He said, “We’re currently trying to authenticate the photos before we make any decisions on purchasing the Tiger Woods pics and ascertaining the value.”

I wonder which one of his ten mistresses took those?

Way to go Kirstie!

In the wake of the Tiger Woods drama, Kirstie Alley has offered her two cents…and I’m loving it!

The actress took to her Twitter page earlier today to say this:

Just one thing.. I get that Tiger W screwed up, but honestly the WOMEN involved are JUST as responsible. THEY know he’s MARRIED..just sayin

AND…they are despicable to SELL THEIR stories to make money off of THIER OWN INDESCRETIONS…don’t put $ in THEIR pockets..BAD GIRLS!!

I do not condone any infidelity, but I am SOOO sick of these WOMEN acting like they are the HEROS or the VICTIMS of famous men.they are HO’s

HE screwed up…the WOMEN are worse than blackmailers..God, these HO’s give WOMANKIND a bad name..I hope he works it all out with his wife.

Famous men need to be SMARTER and more FAITHFUL. WOMEN who sleep with married men are NOT trustworthy. Men should stop expecting them to be.

History has shown that WOMEN who sleep with MARRIED celebs and politicians…SELL THEM OUT FOR MONEY!! It seems to be INFIDELITIE’s trick!!

The only thing I would add is that Tiger is also wrong for cheating on his wife. Especially when he’s trying to pay her off to stay with him.

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Tiger Woods has been given his due justice in the one-man car accident last Friday. Tiger received medical attention after he crashed his Escalade into a tree and a fire hydrant. He suffered facial lacerations and was said to be in and out of conciousness.

To date, the Florida Highway Patrol had been unable to question Tiger, but now they are finally letting him off the hook.

It was just announced that Tiger is being ticketed $164.00 for careless driving. The police are not seeking release of his medical records and will not be pursuing any criminal charges.

And why should they? He is his own victim, that alone is punishment enough for the man. Let it go already, so we can move on to more pressing matters. Like how another heffer is creeping out of the woodwork to say she was banging him. Poor Jaimee Grubbs is looking for another 15 minutes.

This just came across the wire and not many details are available as of yet.

According to reports, Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car crash near his Florida home.

Breaking News tweeted, “BULLETIN — REPORT: FAMED GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED AFTER CRASH NEAR FLORIDA HOME.”

I’m hoping that Tiger is okay, keep your fingers crossed!

Stay tuned as details are made available.

Update:

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor’s property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods’ Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital’s own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.

Second Update: Tiger’s manager says that he’s been released from the hospital this morning and that he is just fine.