Gossip Sucker

Sarah Palin’s stalker trying to get restraining order lifted – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Is Khloe Kardashian knocked up? – Snarkerati

Owen Wilson’s girlfriend is pregnant – Earsucker

Olivia Munn sexes up Maxim – Lickable Celebs

Marion Cotillard for the trifecta in knocked up celebs – Swanky Celebs

Oh wait, then there’s Bristol Palin – Fit Fab Celeb

Holy mother of God, that’s a huge Twilight tattoo – Tragicomical

“Playgirl” has just leaked the first photo of many for the shoot they did with Palin impaler, Levi Johnston. It’s SFW, unfortch.

It was also revealed earlier today that Levi’s manager, Tank Jones completely lied to the hordes of chicks (and men) who want to see some Levi junk. “Playgirl” said that there would be no full frontal nudity in the mag for Levi, but said that he was a “consummate professional”.

Sure he was, but we’re still gripin’ at the unnecessary hypin’.