Gossip Sucker

Levi Johnston was paid a whopping $150,000 for his semi-nude spread in “Playgirl”. I can’t believe that they’ve actually paid that much for him to show NOTHING. And sales weren’t all that good, either.

Per Page Six:

“Nowhere near enough people paid the $19.95 [online fee] to cover the reported $150,000 the fading brand paid the Alaskan hunk to go rogue,” an insider told Popeater.com. Johnston’s handlers had claimed he’d go nude in the spread, but he ended up wussing out. A rep for Playgirl denies that the shoot was a bust, telling us, “Between the hours of 1 a.m. and 3 a.m. the morning the shoot went live on Playgirl.com, we had already surpassed all daily sign-up records. For the amount we paid, not $150,000, we were astounded at how well it has gone for us. In terms of sheer publicity, it has been worth millions.”

Everyone was jipped and this rat made off with enough to purchase a house. What a tool. And he’s so not hot. I feel like I would’ve been robbed if I would’ve paid for these pics. Thank God for the internet!

Playgirl is investigating some saucy photos that were given to them, which feature Tiger Woods, naked!

The magazine’s publicist, Daniel Nardicio, has confirmed that the rag has received some revealing shots of Tiger, but they’ve yet to determine if it’s actually him.

He said, “We’re currently trying to authenticate the photos before we make any decisions on purchasing the Tiger Woods pics and ascertaining the value.”

I wonder which one of his ten mistresses took those?

Levi Johnston has already shown us everything but the wang in the print copy of “Playgirl” magazine. Now, it appears that he is wanted by a pornographer to do some video footage.

Corbin Fisher has sent a letter to Levi’s attorney in hopes to get him to sign up and do a porn for a measly $100,000.

Check out the letter above. Of course Levi isn’t going to do it. Corbin is trying to get some press for his own business by associating his name with quasi-famous people.

We’ve got a video that was just released from “The Insider” from Levi Johnston’s “Playgirl” shoot. And we’ve screencapped some of the shots for your fapping viewing pleasure.

Check out the video:

And the shots:

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Are you impressed? I’m not, we were expecting the Johnston to make an appearance and all we got are chest fuzz and skates.

“Playgirl” has just leaked the first photo of many for the shoot they did with Palin impaler, Levi Johnston. It’s SFW, unfortch.

It was also revealed earlier today that Levi’s manager, Tank Jones completely lied to the hordes of chicks (and men) who want to see some Levi junk. “Playgirl” said that there would be no full frontal nudity in the mag for Levi, but said that he was a “consummate professional”.

Sure he was, but we’re still gripin’ at the unnecessary hypin’.