Gossip Sucker

Go Madge, it’s your birthday!

Apparently, Mario Lavendeira posted a little tidbit about Madonna dropping her kids off with Guy Ritchie for three months. This didn’t go over too well with Queen Madge, because she posted this on her manager, Guy Oseary’s Twitter account:

Woot! You go girl!

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Just sayin’.

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

Steven Crowder takes on Perez Hilton! I think I’m in love!

This is a must-see! Well played sir, well played!

His butt!

Even though it’s fat and gross, which is made worse by him wearing a kilt, Perez Hilton definitely shows us his best angle.

Yech. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Someone needs to tell Perez Hilton that he is just a blogger, cuz homeboy had his paws on the Gaga. She may have been too drunk to walk unassisted, but she’s giving fuel to fire, making him think he’s a celeb.

Paws off of the Gaga, queen.

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Lily Allen twittered a picture of her new finger tattoo. It says “Shhhh”. Maybe she’s talking to Perez Hilton, whom we all wish would shut up already?

Has Perez Hilton enlisted the help of Kim Kardashian in selling his celebrity book, “Red Carpet Suicide”? Perez and Kim were there with her other two sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, at Millions of Milkshakes on January 16th.

Your thoughts? Is the book that bad that he needs celebrity help in pimping it out?

After checking out Perez Hilton for a quick minute and plowing through a few comments, I’ve noticed that between the post and the comments section, he’s pimping out his book. Yes, Mario wrote a book, oh yay.

The book, “Red Carpet Suicide“, is available on Amazon.com and other sites, I’m sure.

On his site, he’s got an animated banner of these two pictures, in an effort to sell copies of the book:

Here’s what one commenter had to say about the ads for the book on the site:

So you would think that his readers are sick of the ads? That wasn’t the only comment bashing Perez, either. It surely wasn’t the nastiest comment we could find, either.

The book has gotten a decent review from a celebrity-centric reader on Amazon, but besides that, I’ve heard it was just a waste of money. Has anyone read the book yet?