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Can you figure out which is which?

Aww…I like the little headband that they put on the bigger one…it’s cute.

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Paris Hilton stepped out with her sweetie (yech), Doug Reinhardt, wearing these half black/half nude leggings. Sure, the dress was cute, but those freaking ugly leggings distract from that.

Some people should hire people to hand pick their outfits for them, they’re called stylists, Paris. You should be able to afford one, considering you bathe in hundred dollar bills every night.

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Paris Hilton lost her cell phone back in 2005 at the Marquee nightclub. A hotel manager in the area, Marc Marrouche, was given the phone after someone turned it in to him.

This douche tried to wait it out and sell the phone on eBay. Duh. He was attempting to cash in for $5,000, which prompted police to arrest him.

Prissy Paris says that she’s totally traumatized by the entire thing.

She says, “That was my private property. I can’t believe someone would try and sell my phone on Craigslist. I feel violated.”

I wonder if there was some footage that she was trying to keep under wraps on that phone. Hmmmm?

Marrouche has been charged with possession of stolen property and faces a year in jail if convicted.

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Paris Hilton and her spotlight chasing famewhore boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, were basking in the Hawaiian sun. Must be nice to be able to take a vacation at any given time. It’s not like we’re suffering an economic crisis or anything, right?

These two are the new Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It’s still gross, though.

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Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky were out at Club My House sans BFF hanger-on Brittany Flickinger. I guess the rumors were true about Nicky not wanting to be around Paris’ fake BFF from her reality show.

It’s all good, though, because Paris will be on the hunt for a new BFF, while Ms. Flickinger tries her hand at a music career. She’s not that great, though, and not close to being famous enough for us to care about, let alone post her video. She’s like Alli Sims, maybe she’ll go away as quickly as she got into the game.

Robert Pattinson’s bathtub scene where some lady gives him a bath, from the movie, “The Haunted Airman”.

And, in case you missed it, the video of him getting all cleaned up:

Here’s our favorite socialite to hate Paris Hilton in the new January 2009 issue of Esquire. I like the black and white photography, but seriously those huge glasses cover up that ginormous honker of hers. Am I right?

She talks in the interview about misconceptions about her and how people say that she doesn’t work, etc. Here are her words of wisdom from the interview:

I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances, and that attracts people to you. My new fragrance is called Fairy Dust. I’m dressed kind of like Tinkerbell.

I don’t know why everyone wants to be famous. To make a living, I guess. Maybe they think it’s an easy job.

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

I don’t think it’s fair for a child to come into the world and have to be photographed. They didn’t really choose that life.

She’s still a herp infested airhead, in my humble opinion. And yes, being famous is easy, you moron. All you have to do is go shopping if you want. I don’t want that if it takes publicly humiliated myself with a sex tape to achieve it.

Paris Hilton’s retarded self didn’t lock her doors when she got robbed the other day. But that’s not going to stop her insurance company from dishing the pay out, so we’ve heard.

Two insurance companies have said that even though she didn’t lock her door, it wouldn’t necessarily invalidate her policy.

Must be nice to be so dumb and still get paid.

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Paris Hilton was partying it up and all the while, some thug in a hooded sweatshirt broke into her mansion and stole $2 million worth of jewels. It was said that her bedroom was ransacked.

I wonder what else they took?

Eww…A Benji Madden & Paris Hilton sex tape might surface. Could it be? Or, even worse, a Britney Spears/Benji Madden/Paris Hilton sex tape.

You know they were friends and it was rumored recently that Benji and Britney were hooking up.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yech.