Heiress Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits arrived at LAX and they were quick to show off the PDA for awaiting paparazzi!

Why are they always kissing each other for the benefit of the snappers? It’s almost as if she may actually marry this one….

What do you think? Is it time for Paris to settle down??? Let us know in the comments!

Taking time off from slobbering all over her boyfriend, Cy Waits, airhead Paris Hilton decided to pick the underwear out of her butt. Stay classy, Paris.

She’s rich and disgusting and he looks like a troll, so we’re really not sure who’s getting the crap end of the stick here.

Tell me I’m lying:

Barf city, right?

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits are going to get married, now that she’s at the ripe “old” age of thirty. In famewhoring land, that’s ancient and time to settle down and stop showing everybody and their mother your hoohah.

A source said that Paris and Cy famewhored their way over to Jacob & Company where they checked out some expensive engagement rings. The snitch said, “They shopped for engagement rings. They were really cute together. Paris was making comments about the rings and joking that her ring has to be at least 24 carats. She walked out sporting a $25,000 white gold and black diamond encrusted ring.”

That’s not her engagement ring, however, that’s just some little trinket that he probably bought for her.

Paris’ rep said, “The couple were shopping in New York looking for something special for Paris’ 30th birthday.”

Because a car wasn’t enough?????

The bag sports the tag on the outside and is just plain looking. Considering she has more money than you or I will ever see in our lifetimes, you would think she could do better than this.

What do you think? Love it or hate it?

We’re not exactly sure what caused their break up but we’re told that Doug was said to be only using Paris for publicity.

She’s already locked him out of her gated community. The snitch also commented that Paris realizes “Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her and that he was only dating her for publicity.”

Seriously, that box looks really cheesy. She’ll probably charge $55.00 a bottle for that crap and it’ll sell like hotcakes. Who are we foolin’? Why can’t we all just stop buying the stuff she puts out and maybe then she’ll go away?

She just posted this pic to her Twitter account:

Does anyone watch this stuff?

While in court, it has surfaced just yesterday that Paris only looked at her bills for the first time. She said that she didn’t know who takes care of paying her bills, either. When asked if she did anything to promote the movie as an Executive Producer, she responded, “I’m not sure what a Producer does, but — I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast.”

Prior to that, when asked for information on where she was on particular dates, she responds with the best answer ever:

Q: Are there any sites online that you think are reliable in determining where you were on particular dates?

A: I don’t know. I’ll just look around, just press my name and Google it and see.

Lovely. And this girl was paid $23 million from 2006-2007 and she’s got the intelligence of a brick. Most smart Americans are out of work and this twit makes bank. Her Google-Fu is strong.

And here’s the photographic evidence. Sorry to those of you who were just sitting down to eat some dinner.

She says, “We shopped for a wig at a department store to disguise myself from the public glare but as usual it didn’t work.”

Gushing about Doug, she says, “It was so romantic to be in London with Doug. We both love to travel, so it’s great that on business trips, we can go all over the world and spend quality time.”

Going on about the Dougmeister, she says that it takes “a lot to keep up with me and he is just about managing. We are going to get married one day so he will need to keep up with me. I am super happy right now. He is so amazing.”

I guess herpes is already forever, might as well tie the knot?

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She scrunched up her hair and made it even more messier while others were noshing down on their lunch. I bet Paris just shudders at the thought of her name being associated with this nobody.

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Not for Paris Hilton, that’s for sure. Yesterday afternoon Paris was snapped shopping for accessories that matched the outfit she was wearing.

She stopped at one store to pick up a canary yellow hat and then at another, she purchased a necklace to go along with it.

Store owners at Love and Luck in L.A. allowed the surrounding paparazzi entrance into the boutique so that they could get some nice shots of Paris in all of her shopping glory.

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It’s job security for someone, isn’t it?

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Quick question: Which one has more brains: Paris or the stuffed animal?

Paris Hilton was snapped modeling in this black and white ad for Guess. I can’t imagine why they’d want to pay her to pose in an ad with a toy, but your guess is as good as mine. I dunno, is she a poseable dummy?

Benji Madden is smoking in Hollywood, earlier today. He was spotted chatting with friends and puffing on a cancer stick outside of the DCMA store in Hollywood.

That stuff will kill you, Benji. Most likely no quickly than the herpes you got from Paris, but only time will tell.

I still like Benji more than Doug Reinhardt, but that’s just me.

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After attending The Bravo A-List Awards, Paris Hilton and her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, hit up Madeo in West Hollywood.

Aren’t they just so cute?!? Not.

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Can you figure out which is which?

Aww…I like the little headband that they put on the bigger one…it’s cute.

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Paris Hilton stepped out with her sweetie (yech), Doug Reinhardt, wearing these half black/half nude leggings. Sure, the dress was cute, but those freaking ugly leggings distract from that.

Some people should hire people to hand pick their outfits for them, they’re called stylists, Paris. You should be able to afford one, considering you bathe in hundred dollar bills every night.

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Paris Hilton lost her cell phone back in 2005 at the Marquee nightclub. A hotel manager in the area, Marc Marrouche, was given the phone after someone turned it in to him.

This douche tried to wait it out and sell the phone on eBay. Duh. He was attempting to cash in for $5,000, which prompted police to arrest him.

Prissy Paris says that she’s totally traumatized by the entire thing.

She says, “That was my private property. I can’t believe someone would try and sell my phone on Craigslist. I feel violated.”

I wonder if there was some footage that she was trying to keep under wraps on that phone. Hmmmm?

Marrouche has been charged with possession of stolen property and faces a year in jail if convicted.

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Paris Hilton and her spotlight chasing famewhore boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, were basking in the Hawaiian sun. Must be nice to be able to take a vacation at any given time. It’s not like we’re suffering an economic crisis or anything, right?

These two are the new Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It’s still gross, though.

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Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky were out at Club My House sans BFF hanger-on Brittany Flickinger. I guess the rumors were true about Nicky not wanting to be around Paris’ fake BFF from her reality show.

It’s all good, though, because Paris will be on the hunt for a new BFF, while Ms. Flickinger tries her hand at a music career. She’s not that great, though, and not close to being famous enough for us to care about, let alone post her video. She’s like Alli Sims, maybe she’ll go away as quickly as she got into the game.

And, in case you missed it, the video of him getting all cleaned up:

Here’s our favorite socialite to hate Paris Hilton in the new January 2009 issue of Esquire. I like the black and white photography, but seriously those huge glasses cover up that ginormous honker of hers. Am I right?

She talks in the interview about misconceptions about her and how people say that she doesn’t work, etc. Here are her words of wisdom from the interview:

I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances, and that attracts people to you. My new fragrance is called Fairy Dust. I’m dressed kind of like Tinkerbell.

I don’t know why everyone wants to be famous. To make a living, I guess. Maybe they think it’s an easy job.

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

I don’t think it’s fair for a child to come into the world and have to be photographed. They didn’t really choose that life.

She’s still a herp infested airhead, in my humble opinion. And yes, being famous is easy, you moron. All you have to do is go shopping if you want. I don’t want that if it takes publicly humiliated myself with a sex tape to achieve it.

Paris Hilton’s retarded self didn’t lock her doors when she got robbed the other day. But that’s not going to stop her insurance company from dishing the pay out, so we’ve heard.

Two insurance companies have said that even though she didn’t lock her door, it wouldn’t necessarily invalidate her policy.

Must be nice to be so dumb and still get paid.

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Paris Hilton was partying it up and all the while, some thug in a hooded sweatshirt broke into her mansion and stole $2 million worth of jewels. It was said that her bedroom was ransacked.

I wonder what else they took?

Eww…A Benji Madden & Paris Hilton sex tape might surface. Could it be? Or, even worse, a Britney Spears/Benji Madden/Paris Hilton sex tape.

You know they were friends and it was rumored recently that Benji and Britney were hooking up.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yech.