Paris Hilton really wants to know your thoughts on her new purple “Paris Hilton” purse. It looks hideous, can’t you put that ugly thing away?

The bag sports the tag on the outside and is just plain looking. Considering she has more money than you or I will ever see in our lifetimes, you would think she could do better than this.

What do you think? Love it or hate it?

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into a big fight at the Darkroom nightclub in Los Angeles Wednesday night. She gave Doug the boot and staggered out of the club and into an SUV.

We’re not exactly sure what caused their break up but we’re told that Doug was said to be only using Paris for publicity.

She’s already locked him out of her gated community. The snitch also commented that Paris realizes “Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her and that he was only dating her for publicity.”

Paris Hilton’s next perfume, “Siren” features the heiress as a mermaid hanging out on a rock with the waves at her back.

Seriously, that box looks really cheesy. She’ll probably charge $55.00 a bottle for that crap and it’ll sell like hotcakes. Who are we foolin’? Why can’t we all just stop buying the stuff she puts out and maybe then she’ll go away?

Paris Hilton is on the set of her new “BFF” show on MTV.

She just posted this pic to her Twitter account:

Does anyone watch this stuff?

Paris Hilton is being sued over failing to promote her movie, “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!”

While in court, it has surfaced just yesterday that Paris only looked at her bills for the first time. She said that she didn’t know who takes care of paying her bills, either. When asked if she did anything to promote the movie as an Executive Producer, she responded, “I’m not sure what a Producer does, but — I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast.”

Prior to that, when asked for information on where she was on particular dates, she responds with the best answer ever:

Q: Are there any sites online that you think are reliable in determining where you were on particular dates?

A: I don’t know. I’ll just look around, just press my name and Google it and see.

Lovely. And this girl was paid $23 million from 2006-2007 and she’s got the intelligence of a brick. Most smart Americans are out of work and this twit makes bank. Her Google-Fu is strong.

Paris Hilton just tweeted that her and Doug Reinhardt were smooching on a secret island.

And here’s the photographic evidence. Sorry to those of you who were just sitting down to eat some dinner.

Paris Hilton has been traveling around the world with her flavor of the month boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. The couple recently visited London where Paris tried to disguise herself with a wig so that she could fool her fans. Paris has fans?

She says, “We shopped for a wig at a department store to disguise myself from the public glare but as usual it didn’t work.”

Gushing about Doug, she says, “It was so romantic to be in London with Doug. We both love to travel, so it’s great that on business trips, we can go all over the world and spend quality time.”

Going on about the Dougmeister, she says that it takes “a lot to keep up with me and he is just about managing. We are going to get married one day so he will need to keep up with me. I am super happy right now. He is so amazing.”

I guess herpes is already forever, might as well tie the knot?

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Paris Hilton’s former BFF, Brittany Flickinger was lunching at Toast in Hollywood yesterday.

She scrunched up her hair and made it even more messier while others were noshing down on their lunch. I bet Paris just shudders at the thought of her name being associated with this nobody.

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Did someone say there was a recession going on?

Not for Paris Hilton, that’s for sure. Yesterday afternoon Paris was snapped shopping for accessories that matched the outfit she was wearing.

She stopped at one store to pick up a canary yellow hat and then at another, she purchased a necklace to go along with it.

Store owners at Love and Luck in L.A. allowed the surrounding paparazzi entrance into the boutique so that they could get some nice shots of Paris in all of her shopping glory.

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Paris Hilton was snapped yesterday while shopping her heart out at Kitson, helping out the local recession without a care about the current economic crisis.

It’s job security for someone, isn’t it?

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Quick question: Which one has more brains: Paris or the stuffed animal?

Paris Hilton was snapped modeling in this black and white ad for Guess. I can’t imagine why they’d want to pay her to pose in an ad with a toy, but your guess is as good as mine. I dunno, is she a poseable dummy?

Benji Madden is smoking in Hollywood, earlier today. He was spotted chatting with friends and puffing on a cancer stick outside of the DCMA store in Hollywood.

That stuff will kill you, Benji. Most likely no quickly than the herpes you got from Paris, but only time will tell.

I still like Benji more than Doug Reinhardt, but that’s just me.

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After attending The Bravo A-List Awards, Paris Hilton and her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, hit up Madeo in West Hollywood.

Aren’t they just so cute?!? Not.

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Can you figure out which is which?

Aww…I like the little headband that they put on the bigger one…it’s cute.

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Paris Hilton stepped out with her sweetie (yech), Doug Reinhardt, wearing these half black/half nude leggings. Sure, the dress was cute, but those freaking ugly leggings distract from that.

Some people should hire people to hand pick their outfits for them, they’re called stylists, Paris. You should be able to afford one, considering you bathe in hundred dollar bills every night.

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Paris Hilton lost her cell phone back in 2005 at the Marquee nightclub. A hotel manager in the area, Marc Marrouche, was given the phone after someone turned it in to him.

This douche tried to wait it out and sell the phone on eBay. Duh. He was attempting to cash in for $5,000, which prompted police to arrest him.

Prissy Paris says that she’s totally traumatized by the entire thing.

She says, “That was my private property. I can’t believe someone would try and sell my phone on Craigslist. I feel violated.”

I wonder if there was some footage that she was trying to keep under wraps on that phone. Hmmmm?

Marrouche has been charged with possession of stolen property and faces a year in jail if convicted.

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