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Despite the recently released video of Octomom Nadya Suleman whipping a grown man dressed in a diaper with a bonnet, she has revealed that she hasn’t had sex in eleven years.

TMZ reports:

Octomom dropped another sexual bombshell yesterday — when La Habra’s most famous celebrity revealed she hasn’t knocked OctoBoots in more than a decade … despite some lucrative offers.

Gee, I don’t understand at all why anyone isn’t willing to jump all over this sexy beast. Seriously, guys, come on now. Hit that! You know you want to!

Isn’t there something we could do to make sure a woman who already has 14 KIDS doesn’t procreate further? Jesus, I guess she’s got nothing but time to think about getting knocked up for her 15th kid?

Nadya Suleman has said that she’s not ruling out future children, but that she wants to be married first. Still! What kind of man would want to marry a woman who has 14 kids and is planning on more?

Suleman said, “If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married, that’s like another chapter.”

Can’t we do something about this? She has also commented that her expenses for her 14 kids already run her about $10,000 a month, which makes me wonder where that money is coming from. If that’s state money, then sterilize that heffer already. Fourteen is way too many kids. Stop making babies, your 15 minutes are about up!

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According to OctoMom Nadya Suleman, she got this craptastic and plain angel tattoo to honor her 14 children.

I’m not feeling the look of the tat, surely the taxpayers could’ve footed the bill for something nicer and more colorful?

I thought she was going to tattoo GOLDEN PALACE on herself, at least that’d pay for college.

It certainly appears that Nadya Suleman took time out from spending a thousand bucks on makeup and shopping to get her tummy fat sucked out.

For someone who delivered eight babies not so long ago, her stomach is surprisingly flat.

What do you think?

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