Gossip Sucker

Maybe the “National Enquirer” got it right this time? In their newest issue, they had the headline that read, “Patrick Swayze Goes Homes To Die”. The issue is from September 21, 2009.

I know they predicted Michael Jackson’s death, and they were really on target for Swayze’s, unfortunately.

They’ve also predicted the death of Kirstie Alley in less than six months. She has protested the reports and has called out the reporter for her BS. Go Kirstie. I wouldn’t want that bad news hanging over my head, either.