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Phil Spector was tossed in the pokey for 19 years to life for murdering Lana Clarkson and all he got was these cheesy looking mugshot.

His wife, Rachell Spector is almost 29-years-old. She talked to the press recently where she said that Phil is being treated like total crap.

Because we expect convicted murderers to stay in Club Med, right? She also said that she’s not a gold digger, but he’s ancient, and they got together after he was charged with murder.

How many people do you know that wouldn’t bang an old dude for a few months if they never had to again (due to prison) and get to sit in his mansion and reap the benefits? I’m just saying.

TMZ has just released Michael Lohan’s newest mugshot photo, and boy does he not look amused.

Check it out:

FYI, I edited Lindsay out. This is Michael’s day, yo.

Wanted by police: Ditzy firecrotch cokewhore Lindsay Lohan.

An arrest warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan, according to a statement released last night.

The Beverly Hills PD released this statement:

“In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan . The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner.”

I thought that she paid her debt to society with that 84 minutes she served?

Coincidentally, this picture was taken yesterday after she left GB Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The snappers out there follow her every move, why don’t the cops get their tips from them and just pick her up?

Image Credit: Fame Pictures

Howard K. Stern has been busted for funneling drugs to deceased Playmate Anna Nicole Smith, two years after her passing. He, along with doctors Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich are being charged with a total of eight felonies.

According to California Attorney General Jerry Brown, Stern was the “principle enabler” in providing Anna Nicole thousands of prescription pills that ultimately led to her untimely death.

Brown said that Stern along with both doctors conspired in “prescribing drugs excessively to a known addict and using false and fictitious names all in violation of the law and all in furtherance of a conspiracy.”

He added in today’s press conference, “There’s a lot of money floating around.”

You’re darn skippy there is. If DannieLynn inherits her share of Anna Nicole’s estate, then Stern, as her executor stands to benefit, to the tune of $50 million.