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Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are back together?

Where’s that hot underwear model?

Miley Cyrus wants to learn bigger words, y’all.

Apparently Miles is being upstaged by her nine-year-old sister, Noah. Her and older sister Brandi keep picking on Noah because she talks like a grown up.

Miley says, “We kind of team up on my little sister when me and her (Brandi) are together. My mom gets really mad when we pick on her because my sister is 26 and I’m 16 and she’s nine. But she’s so annoying because she’s so smart. The other day she said, ‘Are you being facetious?’ And I had to get out my dictionary.”

Miley needs to hit up Dictionary.com already and learn how to communicate with her intellectual superiors.

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I was just perusing through my RSS feeds and found this nonsense. Apparently, Billy Ray Cyrus is confused and thinks Justin Gaston is a girl, or those fools at “OK! Magazine” need a new editor.

This is copied straight from the feed:

“She’s got a great heart, a great head on her shoulders,” he says of Miley’s older boyfriend.

Think he knows something we don’t? They got it right on the text of their site, but in the feed, it just looks stupid, right? I mean it would explain a lot.

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Here’s a behind the scenes video of the new “Hannah Montana” movie.

Check it out!

The movie is set to hit theaters on April 10th. I can’t get into that Hannah Montana/Jonas crap, so I won’t be watching. How about you?

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Apparently, Miley Cyrus was mistaken by a sales lady for being a 40-year-old lady. Hahaha.

Anything involving that little twit is just funny. But check it out….and laugh.

Miley was shopping with her bodyguard along with her little sister, Noah. A saleswoman tried to pitch anti-wrinkle cream to her.

She says, “I had this lady walk up to me and try to sell me wrinkle cream. I wasn’t offended until she started to say that I looked good for my age. She thought I was 40. I was with a bodyguard, who she thought was my husband, and my little sister, who she thought was my daughter! She called out ‘Oh you look just like your mommy.’”

She adds, “I had to set her straight, ‘Okay lady, that is NOT my husband, that is NOT my child, and I am NOT 40, I’m 16.”

If I were Miley, I think I would’ve kept that little tidbit to myself. It’s helpful when people think you’re over 21 when you’re not, but when they think you are your mother’s age, it’s not something I’d share.

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Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston were seen leaving Mr. Chow’s Thursday night. Aren’t they just so cute?!?? NOT. It’s STILL illegal, folks. It’s just illegal wrapped up in a nice cozy hot bodied underwear model. Yum.

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That’s Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston, grabbing on himself.

Rawr!

I can’t really tell where that hand is coming from that’s right underneath Miley Cyrus’ underage boob. Is that Justin Gaston’s illegal hand?

Take a closer look and let me know what you think?

The photo depicted above shows Disney tween star Miley Cyrus mocking people of Asian descent. She, along with boyfriend, Justin Gaston, and other friends are making the slanted-eyes look that makes fun of Asian people. The only one not mocking any ethnicity is the actual Asian kid, who looks totally unamused.

Another friend is mocking Indians, as well. Well aren’t we the racist bunch!

What do you think?

Miley Cyrus was busted texting her older boyfriend Justin Gaston while in church. Ha. The two of them kept sending each other text messages while attending services in Montrose, California.

An insider says, “They thought they could fool people, but Miley couldn’t stop giggling.” Miley is 16, ya know? He wasn’t giggling because crap like that loses its flavor when you get older and get out of that adolescent nonsense. He’s getting ready to be old enough to hit up a bar and she’s still giggly and not old enough to do much of anything.

Apparently the pastor was upset at the intrusion and kicked them out told them to cut it out.

Miley Cyrus was out and about yesterday in L.A., wearing this getup. What has the world come to when kids think this crap looks good? Wtf is going on here? Uggggggggly outfit.

What a horrible look.

Still can’t stand this little heffer. Her music sucks and she needs to give it up already. Here’s that hot boyfriend of hers, Justin Gaston, giving her some illegal lovin’.

Blech.

Now, still think either one of them are as innocent as they try to portray to the media? No? Me neither.

Justin Gaston posed with girlfriend Miley Cyrus and the rest of the Cyrus clan. Miley and Justin were wearing matching t-shirts.

It’s illegal that these two are bangin’, but no one seems to care.

Nick Jonas says that one day he wants to marry the perfect girl. He already wears a purity ring to signify his virginity before marriage rule and was rumored to be dating Selena Gomez. I hope those two are dating, I never did like his ex-girlfriend, Miley Cyrus. She’s a brat and Selena seems like she’s so much nicer.

Nick says, “Marriage is something that’s going to happen. Music is important, but family is most important. When Joe and I lie in our bed and we can’t fall asleep because of all the time changes, that’s the kind of thing we talk about.

I’d say good luck if you’re looking for a virgin to get jiggy with. But that’s probably why he dumped Miley.

Hannah Montana fans rejoice! Here’s a sneak peek of the Hannah Montana movie, for your viewing pleasure.

The movie features a bunch of new songs and appearances by Taylor Swift and Rascal Flatts.

Are you excited? Or better yet, is your twelve-year-old excited?