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Lindsay Lohan passed ten random drug tests this year

Sarah — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:54:52 +0000

Kudos to Lindsay Lohan for finally getting her head out of her butt! According to her father Michael, she has already passed ten random drug tests since leaving the Betty Ford Center on January 3, 2011.

In a recent interview, Papa Lohan said, “Lindsay is doing four or five tests a week and she has passed all of them with flying colors. She’s doing really great right now. She is serious about staying healthy and is avoid all the old things she used to do.”

On a side note, remember that time when Michael Lohan vowed not to talk to the press about her anymore? Apparently he doesn’t, either.

Michael & Dina Lohan fight on Twitter

Sarah — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:34:18 +0000

After Michael Lohan’s suicidal tweets last night, he’s coming to his own defense on his Twitter page. He claimed that his fiance left him and that he had to spend Thanksgiving with his mother. He also said that his family hates him and that he was heading to the Brooklyn Bridge.

After that rant, the tweets disappeared. Now, he’s tweeting again, with several messages that will self-destruct by the time I get through writing this.

Dina lohan tweeted this little gem:

And the “15,000″ comment? That has to be referring to the $15,000 in back child support that she claims he owes. It’s a fight to the finish to see who is the most toxic parent here! It’s anyone’s game!

But wait, there’s more! Neither side has owned up to actually having a Twitter account. Freaking hackers!

Michael Lohan tried to sell out Lindsay for $100,000 & Jon Gosselin news

roberta — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:37:59 +0000

I guess Lindsay’s well-being wasn’t really at the top of Michael Lohan’s priorities. Rumor has it that he tried to sell the frantic recordings of the actress for a cool $100,000. “RadarOnline” subsequently turned him down, but gave him an interview that was paid after the tapes were released. Way to go, dad!

According to “Page Six”:

Michael told us that a six-figure demand for the tapes “was a complete lie,” but when asked if he was paid for his interview, he said, “That’s in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that.”

He insisted, “This isn’t about money or getting paid, it’s about saving my daughter.”

Sure it is….and I’m the Pope.

In other Lohan related news, apparently he’s gearing up to testify against former buddy Jon Gosselin. In a lawsuit brough against him by TLC, Mike plans on giving testimony against the father of eight.

Mike said that he had deals in the works with Jon, but he ended up bailing. TLC plans to depose him along with Hailey Glassman in the case. Stay tuned….

Michael Lohan lawsuit in 3………2…………1………

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Michael Lohan goes after Partick Aufdenamp on Twitter

roberta — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:26:38 +0000

Michael Lohan said that he knew the guy who was feeding drugs to his daughter, Lindsay. He even went as far as to call him out on Twitter, even though the tweet has mysteriously disappeared.

He said:

@pAufdenkamp you are putting both my daughters in great danger! you deserve to be in JAIL! keep in mind that God has a plan for everyone

Patrick released a Twitter-ment (statement) saying that it’s all BS and to stop taking out the family drama on him. Michael’s striking back because he’s not gonna take it……..anymooooooooooooorrrrrreeeee.

Mike said:

Idk who is in more denial about their drug habbits! I have PROOF that you are a drug dealing leach!

your OWN friends are coming forword to me about your dangerous behavior, and have photos/emails and voicemails to back up my story!

she even paid for your trip to singapore and paris! leave my daughter alone, you are a bum! GET A REAL JOB

1-2-3-4, I call Twitter war!

Image via Bauer-Griffin

Lindsay Lohan’s home burglarized again

roberta — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:46:10 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s home has been burglarized once more!

I think I would have to tighten up on security if my house got broken into more than once. Apparently three jokers broke into her Hollywood Hills home last night and took some watches. The thieving was caught on her surveillance cameras and authorities are on the scene.

Michael Lohan says that a safe was ripped out of the wall and some watches were stolen. He offered this quote, “I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop.”

I hope they show the video.

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Michael Lohan’s Mugshot – Photo

roberta — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:59:22 +0000

TMZ has just released Michael Lohan’s newest mugshot photo, and boy does he not look amused.

Check it out:

FYI, I edited Lindsay out. This is Michael’s day, yo.

Michael Lohan Arrested Over Threat Of Murder Against Fiancee Erin Muller

roberta — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:04:37 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, is in trouble again, after he reportedly threatened to off his fiancee, Erin Muller and himself, after she tried to dump him.

Lohan was arrested quietly on April 6, 2009 for a threat he made over the phone to his fiancee, Muller on March 18, 2009.

He reportedly flipped out yesterday when he saw reporters as he walked into the court.

Lohan faces up to a year in jail over the incident. He’s due in family court in Westbury today, to talk about his child support debt of $12,000.