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Kudos to Lindsay Lohan for finally getting her head out of her butt! According to her father Michael, she has already passed ten random drug tests since leaving the Betty Ford Center on January 3, 2011.

In a recent interview, Papa Lohan said, “Lindsay is doing four or five tests a week and she has passed all of them with flying colors. She’s doing really great right now. She is serious about staying healthy and is avoid all the old things she used to do.”

On a side note, remember that time when Michael Lohan vowed not to talk to the press about her anymore? Apparently he doesn’t, either.

After Michael Lohan’s suicidal tweets last night, he’s coming to his own defense on his Twitter page. He claimed that his fiance left him and that he had to spend Thanksgiving with his mother. He also said that his family hates him and that he was heading to the Brooklyn Bridge.

After that rant, the tweets disappeared. Now, he’s tweeting again, with several messages that will self-destruct by the time I get through writing this.

Dina lohan tweeted this little gem:

And the “15,000″ comment? That has to be referring to the $15,000 in back child support that she claims he owes. It’s a fight to the finish to see who is the most toxic parent here! It’s anyone’s game!

But wait, there’s more! Neither side has owned up to actually having a Twitter account. Freaking hackers!

I guess Lindsay’s well-being wasn’t really at the top of Michael Lohan’s priorities. Rumor has it that he tried to sell the frantic recordings of the actress for a cool $100,000. “RadarOnline” subsequently turned him down, but gave him an interview that was paid after the tapes were released. Way to go, dad!

According to “Page Six”:

Michael told us that a six-figure demand for the tapes “was a complete lie,” but when asked if he was paid for his interview, he said, “That’s in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that.”

He insisted, “This isn’t about money or getting paid, it’s about saving my daughter.”

Sure it is….and I’m the Pope.

In other Lohan related news, apparently he’s gearing up to testify against former buddy Jon Gosselin. In a lawsuit brough against him by TLC, Mike plans on giving testimony against the father of eight.

Mike said that he had deals in the works with Jon, but he ended up bailing. TLC plans to depose him along with Hailey Glassman in the case. Stay tuned….

Michael Lohan lawsuit in 3………2…………1………

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Michael Lohan said that he knew the guy who was feeding drugs to his daughter, Lindsay. He even went as far as to call him out on Twitter, even though the tweet has mysteriously disappeared.