Gossip Sucker

Maybe the “National Enquirer” got it right this time? In their newest issue, they had the headline that read, “Patrick Swayze Goes Homes To Die”. The issue is from September 21, 2009.

I know they predicted Michael Jackson’s death, and they were really on target for Swayze’s, unfortunately.

They’ve also predicted the death of Kirstie Alley in less than six months. She has protested the reports and has called out the reporter for her BS. Go Kirstie. I wouldn’t want that bad news hanging over my head, either.

While on the red carpet for the BET Awards, Joe Jackson felt the need to shill for his new record label. When it seemed like he was only there for that purpose, Joe wanted to defend himself.

It didn’t really seem like he was a father who had just experienced the death of a child. What do you think?

Thus, I give you this video: (continue reading…)

The rarely seen without faces covered spawn of Michael Jackson showed their faces for a rare papaparazzi photo.

Those kids don’t look anything like their father, do they?