Robert Pattinson is going the way of Megan Fox, with releasing dumb and mostly retarded quotes right before a movie premiere. With Megan, it was more like, “I’m a lesbian”, “I have a mental condition”, “I hate Michael Bay”, and Rob is doing the same thing, only he’s not admitting to be gay (yet), he’s saying that he stinks and he’s a big wuss.

Rumors were abuzz last year that Rob was not “Sure”, but now he has confirmed the news, saying, “It gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. My personal hygiene, it’s so disgusting! Really, it’s that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m traveling all the time so I can’t really get any more.”

And now the wuss quote, for your two-for-one special.

He said that he backs down when he senses trouble, because “I’m terrified about getting into fights, because it’s like, ‘Her, I’m an actor, don’t touch the face!’”

He’s so gay that he might as well don a fat suit and dye his hair blue and get knocked out by one of the Black Eyed Peas. Has that been done yet?

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Apparently, Megan Fox has given the axe to the relationship that she shared with Brian Austin Green, if you can actually believe it this time around.

Megan confirmed the news to The Sun today, saying, “I’m currently what you would call single I guess.”

And there you have it! Poor David Silver! I guess now her and Shia can get their funky on.