Gossip Sucker

Reality television star Scott Disick appears on the front cover of the May 2011 issue of Men’s Fitness magazine.

I have to admit, even though I’ve never seen those crappy reality shows that he appears on, I used to have a bit of a crush on our favorite Patrick Bateman lookalike. At least, that was until he opened his mouth. The poor guy sounds like a freakin’ mouse when he talks.

Talk about a buzzkill! If only we could tape his mouth shut!

Reality TV “star” Kim Kardashian graces the front cover of “Muscle & Fitness” magazine showing off some rather unique features that she wasn’t sporting before…like I dunno, maybe a toned body, a new face, and a new hairstyle?

Kim has already taken to the tabloids to talk about her curves and even proclaimed that she has cellulite and said, “So what?”

So what gives?

Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend (maybe fiancee?) and Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr, is gracing the cover of the newest issue of Australian “Rolling Stone”.

The issue is their “Green Issue” and also features Midnight Oil and some other people you probably don’t care about.

Lady Gaga graces the cover of the newest issue of “Rolling Stone” and she’s naked, well, except for the bubble suit that she’s so fond of.

Normally, girlfriend wears a nude bodysuit underneath, but not this time.

In the current issue, she says, “I don’t feel I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy. The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I go crazy.”

Lily Allen modeled for the cover and inside pages of “Herald Sun” magazine.

Check out the rest of the photos! She looks nice, but a little tan for a regular model.

Go Lily!

Lydia Hearst, the heiress to the publishing fortune established by her great-grandfather, William Randolph Hearst, is seen posing on the cover of “GQ” Italy.

Magazine cover after the jump!

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Clive Owen graced the cover of “Le Officiel” magazine for their newest issue.

Revel in his hotness, yo.

Kim Kardashian is a real woman with cellulite you guys!!!

NEWSFLASH: No one cares! She’s a reality TV monster who got famous by leaking her own sex tape. Fabulous! Or should I say flabulous?!??

The Jonas Brothers graced the newest issue of “Seventeen” magazine. Joe Jonas details how he’s not upset with Taylor Swift for writing about their breakup in 2008 in her song, “Forever And Always“.

He makes it sound like he’s been with so many girls already.

As you can see, the National Enquirer is reporting that Patrick Swayze is down to a slim and scary looking 105 pounds.

I just wanna take him, hug him, and stuff him with some good cookin’. Get well soon, Patrick!

Dita Von Teese graced the new cover of “Inked” magazine.

Does she have tattoos? I mean, I thought that was the point?