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Yes, you’ve heard it here! You can grab Madonna’s look from the Met Costume Gala for a measly $8,805.

What’s not to love about that?

The rabbit eared Louis Vuitton headpiece was $350.00. The Louis Vuitton mini-dress was $2,696. The Louis Vuitton thigh-highed platform leather boots were $3,784. Also, she Louis Vuitton lambskin gloves that cost $770, and you can’t forget the Louis Vuitton Monogram Paillettes pocketbook for a nice, cool $1,205.

Looking like a space bunny at the Gala? Priceless.

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Lady Gaga was so happy that Madonna came to one of her concerts that she said she was “humbled” by her appearance.

She said that she spotted Madonna’s daughter Lourdes dancing her pants off and said that Madonna is a good mom.

When she was asked if she was hoping Madonna would come backstage after the show, she said, “Actually I was just hoping and praying that she would get out safely, because truthfully my fans are huge Madonna lovers and if she got spotted, she would have been trampled like the queen that she is.”

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Madonna released this clip that’s believed to be the introduction to her “Sticky & Sweet Tour” DVD.

Check out the clip:

Will you be buying this?

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Go Madge, it’s your birthday!

Apparently, Mario Lavendeira posted a little tidbit about Madonna dropping her kids off with Guy Ritchie for three months. This didn’t go over too well with Queen Madge, because she posted this on her manager, Guy Oseary’s Twitter account:

Woot! You go girl!

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Uh oh!

Trouble in paradise the third world country?

James Kambewa, Mercy James’ father, wrote a letter to stop the adoption proceedings. He is apparently speaking to a lawyer and wants to bring forth an injunction preventing Madonna from taking his daughter.

Kambewa currently makes a living as a security guard and brings home £23 a month.

In the letter sent to lawyers, he says:

“I have learnt that an American musician called Madonna has applied to a court for the adoption of the kid, to which the grandmother has consented. However, I do not consent to the adoption because I feel I am capable of raising the child. May you please help me to obtain an injunction to stop the court process until I am heard.”

SNAP!

What’s a feisty old Madge to do? Think she’ll try to buy him off?

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This photo was just released of Madonna with Mercy James in Malawi.

Word is that Madge is setting up shop there and is also building a school there.

Think she’s going to be there for the entire required 18 months so that she can legally adopt Mercy?

Madonna was snapped leaving Assaggi Restaurant in Notting Hill recently. Soon after, this gent was also seen leaving the establishment and tailing Madge back to her pad in Marble Arch.

Coincidence? Is he a spy from Malawi?

Nope, probably just her newest flavor of the month.

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Even though Mercy James’ father has come forward to say that he wants to take care of the three-year-old, her existing family is having none of it. Apparently Mercy’s uncle is claiming that her father is only coming forward now that she’s famous.

The father, James Kambewa, came forward and said, “Now that I know she is alive I am willing to support her.”

Mercy’s uncle, Peter Baneti, who signed the adoption papers, says fuming, “Were was he all this time? He wasn’t there when his girlfriend was pregnant; he didn’t even attend her funeral when she died eight days after giving birth to Mercy. We don’t think he even knew she had a baby.”

Another uncle adds, “If he cared he should have attempted to find out the fate of his daughter. We can’t accept him to come into Mercy’s life simply because she is now famous. We are angry with this boy.”

How is this man going to raise a daughter living in a one room hut, with two other men? While I know that it’s morally wrong to take children away from any living biological relatives, it might just be the right thing to do in this case. Madonna has the means to take care of many children.

On the other hand, however, because she is not a resident and hasn’t been, she might have to play by the rules to adopt this child. I think she would do well to become a resident and learn the ways of the people of Malawi. That way she can teach both Mercy and David Banda the way of their native country.

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According to reports, Madonna is going to Malawi to adopt a little sister for David Banda. The little girl in question just happens to be an orphan named Mercy James (pictured above).

Mercy’s mother died during child birth, and there has been no word on her father’s whereabouts.

How cute would she be next to little David?

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I guess I would be saying the same thing if a pop star came in and ruined my relationship with this hot piece of meat. Jesus Luz’s ex-girlfriend isn’t bitter, is she?

Apparently she isn’t too keen on the idea of Madonna taking Jesus and making him into her boy toy. The ex, Catharina Franca, who is 18, has put Madonna on blast after finding out the two of them are dating.

She says, “When I heard about him and Madonna I couldn’t believe it. I think the age makes a difference and it is ridiculous for her. It’s like my mum with a boyfriend my age, or even my grandmother. I think it’s very weird. She is a ridiculous old bag, jumping around on stage at her age. I think she has some kind of an age complex, she still thinks she is a young woman, she can’t accept her age. I can’t remember him ever speaking about her or listening to her music. She is famous but she is from a different generation altogether.”

She also adds that maybe Madge is using Jesus to make her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, jealous. She adds, “I think Madonna is just with him for the attention, to make someone else jealous. Maybe her ex-husband or somebody else.”

Dang girl, tell us how you really feel.

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Even though Madonna and her much younger boyfriend, Jesus Luz, have only been dating since earlier this year, she’s already moved him in with her at her New York pad.

A source says, “Jesus has left his old life and his old friends behind. His whole world has turned on its head since he met Madonna. A few months ago he was living at his mom’s place in one of the poorest cities in the world. Now he’s got his feet under the table in a massive mansion block overlooking Central Park. And he’s on the books of the biggest modeling agency in the world. Madonna has changed too. She’s mellowed into a completely different person from the one who was married to Guy Ritchie. She never used to like cooking but now she has really got into it. They laugh a lot and enjoy staying in.”

I think I’d stay in a lot if I were with Jesus, he’s freakin’ hot.

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Madonna’s old and decrepit, but she sure does get the bangin’ dudes. Meet Jesus Luz, the dude that Madonna’s currently “reportedly” tapping.

A-Rod who?!??? Exactly.

She must have hundred dollar bills flowing from her butt like a rainbow. How else can this be explained?!??

Anyone??!?? Bueller?!??