Gossip Sucker

What in the second coming of Ashley Dupre is this nonsense? Apparently George Clooney’s new hookerific girlfriend, Lucy Wolvert, looks like a blonde version of Elliot Spitzer’s favorite call girl.

Separated at birth?

He must really love those cocktail waitress types. I think I’m going to move to a major city now and try to hook up with a rich actor. What are your plans for the weekend?