Lindsay Lohan wants to spread the word about her 6126 leggings line, but she only has 242,409 followers on Twitter. It may seem like a lot, but to a celeb, it’s really not a high number.

To properly spread the word about the clothes she’s hocking, Lindsay wants more followers.

She tweeted:

i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing

Rumors were all over the place about Lindsay Lohan kissing on Jessica Alba’s husband, Cash Warren. Lindsay says that there’s no truth to the rumors.

The two were said to be smooching it up at Villa on November 19th, but LiLo says there wasn’t anything going on.

She said, “It’s absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.”

What she means is that she no longer plays for that team and he’s an ugly douche. Truth.

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Yes, you’ve read that correctly, Jon Gosselin thinks he’s got what it takes to bring in the girls. After conquering Kate, he moved on to Hailey Glassman, Kate Major, and the nanny, Stephanie Santoro. Now, Jon’s got his eyes on the much bigger prizes.

Rumor has it that Jon has his sights set on Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, along with Whitney Port. And remember what Kristin said about that stripper who molested her? I can’t even imagine what she’ll say about this nonsense. She kept mum when John Mayer claimed they never tasted the Skittles rainbow together, but I don’t think she’ll keep her trap shut about this one.

According to sources, Jon has a little list that he made up. Michael Lohan would be so proud!

The snitch said, “What he really wants is to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port.”

Like they’d really go for that?

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Lindsay Lohan knows that her star’s shininess is fading, so she has to take drastic measures to remain relevant.

Apparently that includes getting naked for a photoshoot and simulating sex in a threesome photoshoot for “Purple” magazine.

I guess she’s got bills to pay. Considering that she’s running up bills at Kitson that she obviously doesn’t want to pay for, I’d fathom a guess that she’s doing this for the cashola. Just an observation.

I hope they pay well!

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I guess Lindsay’s well-being wasn’t really at the top of Michael Lohan’s priorities. Rumor has it that he tried to sell the frantic recordings of the actress for a cool $100,000. “RadarOnline” subsequently turned him down, but gave him an interview that was paid after the tapes were released. Way to go, dad!

According to “Page Six”:

Michael told us that a six-figure demand for the tapes “was a complete lie,” but when asked if he was paid for his interview, he said, “That’s in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that.”

He insisted, “This isn’t about money or getting paid, it’s about saving my daughter.”

Sure it is….and I’m the Pope.

In other Lohan related news, apparently he’s gearing up to testify against former buddy Jon Gosselin. In a lawsuit brough against him by TLC, Mike plans on giving testimony against the father of eight.

Mike said that he had deals in the works with Jon, but he ended up bailing. TLC plans to depose him along with Hailey Glassman in the case. Stay tuned….

Michael Lohan lawsuit in 3………2…………1………

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The rumors that were floating around suggesting that Lindsay Lohan cornered Gerard Butler in a nightclub and slobbered all over him cause Lindsay to just laugh.

I wonder why she laughs? Is it because she knows she doesn’t have a chance with someone that hot? Or is it because she’s still playing for the girl’s team?

She tweeted, “One minute I’m dumped, the next I’m dating a model, now Gerard? WHO HAS THE TIME! Such lies – it keeps me laughing.”

If it were Gerard, I think most of us would find the time.

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Ali Lohan should have that itty bitty dress let down some, it’s so painfully short. You can really tell that she’s trying to take after her already washed out sister, Lindsay.

Poor thing thinks this is fashionable. She’s 15-years-old and she’s already dressing like a prostitute. GET A ROLE MODEL!

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Lindsay Lohan is a gigantor “True Blood” fan, thus the reasoning behind her photos on Twitter.

She posted these photos of herself wearing fangs to show her fangirl-ness. (Is that even a word?)

She said, “me& @jorgeperezjr & friends decided to pretend that we r the ECHELON of vamps :) hallow’s eve came early”

What do you think? Should they give her a job on the show?

Lindsay Lohan’s home has been burglarized once more!

I think I would have to tighten up on security if my house got broken into more than once. Apparently three jokers broke into her Hollywood Hills home last night and took some watches. The thieving was caught on her surveillance cameras and authorities are on the scene.

Michael Lohan says that a safe was ripped out of the wall and some watches were stolen. He offered this quote, “I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop.”

I hope they show the video.

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Lindsay Lohan was showing off…her…umm…long hair (yes, that’s it) in her photo shoot for Fornarina.

Click. Flash. Wow. Bang. Wink. Snap. Fornarina.

Flash. Smash. Crash. Glam. Pink. Heart. Fornarina.

I bet they’re proud of her bringing attention to the brand.

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, is in trouble again, after he reportedly threatened to off his fiancee, Erin Muller and himself, after she tried to dump him.

Lohan was arrested quietly on April 6, 2009 for a threat he made over the phone to his fiancee, Muller on March 18, 2009.

He reportedly flipped out yesterday when he saw reporters as he walked into the court.

Lohan faces up to a year in jail over the incident. He’s due in family court in Westbury today, to talk about his child support debt of $12,000.

Lindsay Lohan’s home was broken into at 3 p.m. PST today.

Law enforcement officials say that the alarm company received a notice that the alarm had been tripped at Lindsay’s home. When they arrived, they noticed evidence of a break in. There were pry marks on the back door along with some tampering with the back window.

Nothing was taken from her home and Lindsay was not at home at the time of the break in. Maybe they should check any paparazzi footage, I thought they had her house on stakeout 24/7.

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Lindsay Lohan recently did another Marilyn Monroe tribute in the pages of “Spanish Vogue”.

Check out the on set photos.

Girlfriend needs to eat a cheeseburger already.

Lindsay Lohan was videotaped throwing eggs at the paparazzi from over a fence in her yard. The actress also lobbed eggs at the Bentley sitting in her driveway, that doesn’t belong to her.

Check out the video and see how she misses the snappers:

Also a note from the vehicle’s owner, Jay Grdina:

”Lindsay Lohan rented my Phantom to look like a bigshot. She completely disrespected the car by lobbing eggs at it and disrespected the paparazzi’s. She will be paying for damages in full… lesson learned. Kids shouldn’t have adult toys.”

Nice.

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Lindsay Lohan was leaving Ceccini’s Restaurant last night when a valet from the restaurant scuffed up her borrowed Maserati on a street sign.

Check out the video:

I hope they plan on paying for that.

Lindsay Lohan was snapped leaving the Tribe Hyperclub last night in Montreal when she had a little “oops moment” on the red carpet.

Lohan tripped and fell into the waiting SUV while on her way in. She was helped in by the security staff. She can be heard saying that her knee hurts.

Check out the video:

Poor thing. The first time she gets any actual work and she looks drunk afterwards.