Gossip Sucker

Lady Gaga lit up a cigarette and was smoking on stage after her Vancouver concert on December 11th.

She played to a packed crowd as a part of her Monster Ball Tour on Friday and shocked concertgoers by lighting the cancer stick after she was done with her set.

British Columbia has strict regulations banning smoking in indoor public places.

She’s likely to receive a fee and some press. Like this. See how that works? It worked for Lily Allen in October, too.

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Lily Allen modeled for the cover and inside pages of “Herald Sun” magazine.

Check out the rest of the photos! She looks nice, but a little tan for a regular model.

Go Lily!

Lily Allen’s b-side to “Not Fair” has just been released. The song is called “Why”.

It’s classic Lily and it’s slow and smooth.

Have a listen:

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Lily Allen is one of my favorite British singers, and it comes as no real surprise to me that she just doesn’t like certain people….and girlfriend’s not afraid to state her opinions, either.

Check Lily out, spewing her venom. I love it!

On Victoria and David Beckham:

“The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.”

On Cheryl Cole:

“She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside.”

On Ashley Cole:

“He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticizing just to criticize, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”

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Lily Allen has been told that to succeed here in the States, she’s going to need to get herself some bigger boobs.

The singer was reportedly furious at the idea for her to have breast enlargement surgery.

A source says, “Lily’s real hang up is about her boobs. She dropped so much weight in the last six months and it left her almost flat-chested, which has made her feel miserable.”

The source adds, “Before one of her U.S. shows, someone suggested a really great plastic surgeon to her, saying she needed bigger breasts if she wanted to make it as a pop star. Lily was furious, saying she would never be so stupid as to have surgery.”

She seemed so adamant in that statement, yet later changed her mind and was asking for information on the surgery.

The snitch says, “Later, she started asking about the different types of boob jobs.”

Stay the way you are, Lily! It’s your music that we care about! The only big boobs I see are the people telling her that she needs to change herself to succeed.

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After attending The Bravo A-List Awards, Paris Hilton and her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, hit up Madeo in West Hollywood.

Aren’t they just so cute?!? Not.

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Katy Perry walked out to her Prius on Sunday, looking pretty grumpy. She was outside of Coach & Horses Sunday night when she looked upset that the paparazzi were waiting there for her.

Either that, or she just figured out that she’s never going to be the American version of Lily Allen.

Your choice.

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You’re welcome. It’s because we care that much.

Dakota Fanning has apparently agreed to be in the “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon“. She’ll be acting the part of Jane in the vamp flick.

Think they’ll try to sexy her up? Maybe fix that grill?

Lily Allen is broke. WTF? Where’d all that “Smile” money go?

She said that she’s so broke that she had to resort to selling her BMW to keep her head above water. Welcome to the rest of the world, dum dum.

She said:

“I had to sell my car because I’m so broke. I bought it last year and that was probably my biggest extravagance. Clothes, too. I’m always buying clothes.”

Awww you mean this baby that you went with that douchebag ex of yours to look at? Had to ditch that retard along with the car. How long until your career tanks, too?

Someone should’ve taken a class on how to handle their finances, instead of partying it up and spending their money on blow other stuff.

Aww poor baby. I don’t feel a thing.

Lily Allen twittered a picture of her new finger tattoo. It says “Shhhh”. Maybe she’s talking to Perez Hilton, whom we all wish would shut up already?

Lily Allen was on her way in to church in London yesterday, wearing this get-up. Yes, I said church.

Someone must’ve prayed to see her kids’ future lunch maker. As I’ve mentioned, she sure is a class act.

Lily Allen doesn’t like anything creeping up into her rear. So she does what any classy lady would’ve done, she picks her wedgie in front of the entourage of paparazzi that follow her everywhere.