Gossip Sucker

Yes, you’ve read that correctly, Jon Gosselin thinks he’s got what it takes to bring in the girls. After conquering Kate, he moved on to Hailey Glassman, Kate Major, and the nanny, Stephanie Santoro. Now, Jon’s got his eyes on the much bigger prizes.

Rumor has it that Jon has his sights set on Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, along with Whitney Port. And remember what Kristin said about that stripper who molested her? I can’t even imagine what she’ll say about this nonsense. She kept mum when John Mayer claimed they never tasted the Skittles rainbow together, but I don’t think she’ll keep her trap shut about this one.

According to sources, Jon has a little list that he made up. Michael Lohan would be so proud!

The snitch said, “What he really wants is to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port.”

Like they’d really go for that?

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Apparently some stripper in Las Vegas thought it would be cute to make Kristin Cavallari part of the show.

Kristin said that she was molested by the eager stripper during her last trip to Vegas. She was said to be filming a scene in a “ghetto” strip club, when one of the nudie dancers had plans of her own.

Kristin said, “I got molested by a stripper. Thank God I was wearing pants. She took my legs, spread them, put them up in the air and she blew on my hoo-hoo and was rubbing her nasty boobies in my face. I probably wouldn’t be as upset if she was good looking; she wasn’t cute, let’s just put it that way.”

I guess what happens in Vegas, doesn’t always stay in Vegas.

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