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Just in case you’re curious as to whether or not Reggie Bush has moved on from his sex tape making ex-girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, then the answer is yes!

Reggie was seen here on a boat with his new girlfriend, Taz Angel — and one thing’s for sure…Reggie definitely has a type!

Her name sounds like that of a porn star and of course, her boobs are ginormous. Those things must kill her back. Seriously, the doctor who bolted those suckers on should have his/her license revoked.

Kim Kardashian attended a Prince concert and now she can’t seem to shut up about it. Thus, here I am sitting here writing up a dumb article about the Purple One touching this twit.

She tweeted, “Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999″ and “OMG Prince just pulled me up on stage!!! I’m shaking!!!!”

Then, she tweeted, “I was so nervous I froze when Prince touched me!!!!”

Yes, he touched her. So far, we have not received word as to whether or not his hand survived this touching incident. We’ll keep you posted! Stay tuned!

See the video HERE!

Kim Kardashian has taken a liking to slapping her name on random items in an attempt to rile up advertising for them. It’s that QuickTrim crap…I’ve heard too much from those Kardashian broads about that garbage and it ticks me off. Like they really want us to believe that you can take a pill and get slimmer?

Now she’s raving about Propel water! Coincidence? My guess is no.

She tweeted, in what sounded like a paid advertisement:

I get thirsty in the middle of the night, I always need a drink by my bed! Is that weird? Propel water on my night stand, now I’m ready!

I’m so into flavored water right now, it counts as a part of the 8 classes a day right? Have u guys tried Propel? I’m addicted!

I don’t even care anymore if this broad genuinely likes something, it all comes out sounding like the teacher from Peanuts now: “Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa”.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Reality TV “star” Kim Kardashian graces the front cover of “Muscle & Fitness” magazine showing off some rather unique features that she wasn’t sporting before…like I dunno, maybe a toned body, a new face, and a new hairstyle?

Kim has already taken to the tabloids to talk about her curves and even proclaimed that she has cellulite and said, “So what?”

So what gives?

Kim Kardashian is a real woman with cellulite you guys!!!

NEWSFLASH: No one cares! She’s a reality TV monster who got famous by leaking her own sex tape. Fabulous! Or should I say flabulous?!??

What do you think of Kim Kardashian’s new color?

I’m not digging it, she looked better with her hair black. What do you think?

Update: It’s a wig!

Kim K. took to her official blog to let us all in on the secret.

She says:

“It’s a wig! Did I have you fooled? I did a fabulous photo shoot this weekend and they put this hair piece on! I haven’t taken it off since, because I’m really loving the look. I’ve been wearing it around New York and everyone thought it was my real hair! It’s making me want to dye my hair and maybe go lighter for the summer. What do you think? Should I dye it for real?”

Meh. Still don’t like it.

It’s a good thing that Kim Kardashian and her sisters have a decent sense of humor, because this spoof is just hilarious.

Chelsea Handler is so freaking funny. Chewy found this lost episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” in Khloe’s purse.

Nice. And that’s really Kris Jenner, too.

Kim Kardashian spent yesterday afternoon shopping in L.A. with her sister Kourtney.

It’s such a hard life that they live, isn’t it?

And heck yes, I’m jealous. To not really have a job and spend most days shopping? Who would say no to that?

Image Credit: Fame Pictures

What the eff? This ho, Kim Kardashian wants to get knocked up by her boyfriend, Reggie Bush. She could probably have her stomach pumped if she wanted Ray J to be her baby daddy.

Is she gonna have that filmed, too? Mama must be so proud!

Has Perez Hilton enlisted the help of Kim Kardashian in selling his celebrity book, “Red Carpet Suicide”? Perez and Kim were there with her other two sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, at Millions of Milkshakes on January 16th.

Your thoughts? Is the book that bad that he needs celebrity help in pimping it out?