Gossip Sucker

It’s amazing, isn’t it?!?? I had no idea that Kevin Federline knew how to read until I saw the photographic evidence.

During a photo shoot with his pregnant girlfriend, Victoria Prince, cameras also shot a picture of her baby’s daddy with a book!

Methinks he better be reading up on getting a vasectomy, because this bun in the oven makes five. At the rate he’s going, he’ll never have to work ever again.

Heidi Montag and her idiot husband, Spencer Pratt, are officially not liking the Costa Rican jungle where they’re filming “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

The duo have reportedly quit twice with producers coaxing them back on…and the show hasn’t even started yet!

I guess they both thought it would be nothing but fun and games and the VIP treatment.

Pictures say a thousand words and this one screams, “I wanna get my wayyyyyyyy NOW!!” I love it. It’s definitely different than what they’re used to with their staged photo ops and cheesing photos for the paparazzi.

A network snitch said that Heidi was complaining about the celebrities they have on the show, saying, “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Ummm…yeah…okay.

Kevin Federline was headed to lunch in L.A. yesterday with his girlfriend Victoria Prince. While it’s been rumored that K-Fed was going to be working with Krayzie Bone, it looks like he’s big enough to have consumed Britney Spears and Krayzie.

Just sayin’.

Dude is not in dancing shape anymore, but I guess that’s okay because he’s in no current danger of having a job anytime soon.

I hear In-N-Out’s hiring.