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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift really spent all of three weeks dating — maybe. In the end, he dumped her over the phone, just like her ex-boyfriend, Joe Jonas.

Even though Jake reportedly did the dumping deed way back in December, we’re hearing reports that she is still heartbroken and isn’t ready to move on. Who knew going apple picking with someone was that deep?

Since Jake used Sunday night’s Golden Globes as Flirt Fest 2011™, I would think she would take a hint and get with the program. What do you think?

Joe Jonas posed for his “InStyle” photo shoot all wet and boy was he lookin’ hot!

Does little Joey need a towel? I’m sure there are a lot of us that wouldn’t mind helpin’ him out!

Joe Jonas is reportedly so in love with his girlfriend Camilla Belle, that he’s looking to shack up in L.A. with her.

Joe currently shares his Hollywood home with his brothers, Kevin and Nick, but we’re hearing that he wants out to have more privacy with his gal pal.

A friend says, “The Jonas home is too crowded and inconvenient for Camilla. They’re looking for somewhere that’s super private.”

The snitch adds, “His parents are against the idea of Joe getting a condo for himself, though. They want the boys to do everything together.”

Well, they can’t do EVERYTHING together, now can they?

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The Jonas Brothers graced the newest issue of “Seventeen” magazine. Joe Jonas details how he’s not upset with Taylor Swift for writing about their breakup in 2008 in her song, “Forever And Always“.

He makes it sound like he’s been with so many girls already.

Poor Joe Jonas, didn’t plan on this one coming out, did ya?

Or is he trying to distract us from the commercial flop that his movie was?