Tag: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Is A Hot Orange Mess

by on Apr.12, 2009, under articles

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What the crap is going on with Jessica Simpson’s lips?

Her and her family dined together with Tony Romo at Beso, where Jess was sporting this fugly dress.

Image Credit: Fame Pictures

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Brooke Hogan Spreads Her Legs

by on Mar.16, 2009, under articles

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When will this trick just give it up already?

Brooke Hogan was photographed performing at the Calle Ocho carnival in South Miami, Florida, yesterday. She pulled this number out of her stripper book and danced on a stripper pole.

Good thing daddy was around to watch protect his little girl.

Seriously, when is she going to realize that she’s making Jessica Simpson look good?

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Britney Spears’ Southern Charm & Jessica Simpson’s Stupidity

by on Dec.20, 2008, under articles

Someone dug up old footage of Britney Spears auditioning for the Mickey Mouse Club when she was only nine-years-old.

Also in the clip is a 12-year-old Jessica Simpson, who proves that she wasn’t always a dumb blonde.

Nope. Her hair was brown back then!

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