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What else does this heffer have to do besides run her mouth about Tiger Woods, than to show some skin for the adult rag.

Sources have revealed that Tiger’s ex fling, Rachel Uchitel has been offered some serious cash to take it all off for Hugh Hefner’s renowned publication.

We’ve learned that she is still in the negotiations stage for the rumored photo shoot, but she “wants a lot of money” and the deal has yet to be finalized.

I think I’ve seen more of her than I would like to have. Haven’t you? Now go away already.

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“Playboy” mogul Hugh Hefner was rumored to have died earlier today. Craziness!

Hefner becomes the latest victim of the 2009 celebrity death hoaxes that have also laid claim to Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus.

We aren’t sure yet how the hoaxers claimed he passed, but we’re sure it had something to do with lots of sex, Uno, and blond bimbos.

Thankfully the 83-year-old icon is still with us.

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Rumor has it that the Shannon twins are campaigning to get Kelly Osbourne to take it all off for “Playboy” magazine.

The girls are said to be such fans of the Prince of Darkness’ daughter that they are trying to convince Hugh Hefner to ask her to bare all for the publication.

When asked if she’d go nude for the men’s magazine, she previously said, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.”

Kelly was rejected from posing for “Playboy” in 2007.

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Rumor has it that “Playboy” mogul, Hugh Hefner is set to sell his multi-million dollar publication to Virgin Airlines mogul, Richard Branson.

Say what?!?? I never thought the time would come, but that’s the rumor.

According to sources, Playboy Enterprises is trying to battle the recession along with the rise in internet pornography. They reportedly posted losses of $13 million for the first three months of 2009.

The source reveals that Hef has a $300 million offer on the table.

Think Branson will bite?

The powers that be at Playboy might just think so:

A Playboy spokesperson denies any offers have been made, but admits Hefner would “listen to proposals that could create value for all of our shareholders”.

There was a false alarm at the Playboy Mansion yesterday. Apparently someone reported that there were gunshots at the mansion, causing the LAPD to make a visit to the home of Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends.

Hef was enjoying his weekly game of backgammon with his son, Marston, when police approached the gates to the mansion. Officers on scene did not find any evidence of gunfire and it turned out to be a false alarm.

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Miss California, Carrie Prejean is being offered a million smackers to do the nasty on TV.

Vivid Entertainment has offered Carrie a deal to star in one of their films for a million dollars. In their letter, they state, “This is purely a business offer and has nothing to do with your religion or your personal beliefs.”

She’s not going to accept that. They’d have to up the ante for that to happen. I bet if Hugh Hefner got her on the phone, she might pose for Playboy.

Good lord, something needs to stop this madness.

Hugh Hefner is confirming the terrible news that Heidi Montag was/is in talks to be a centerfold in Playboy. Because she hasn’t had enough coverage lately, right?

When Hef was asked about the news, he said, “I think she is going to be in Playboy.”

She was reportedly offered $550,000 for the shoot and claims the nude spread will be a wedding gift to her douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

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Because we haven’t seen enough of this heffer yet, now have we?

“Life & Style” magazine is reporting that hubby Spencer Pratt is working out the details for his new “bride” Heidi Montag to appear on the pages of Hugh Hefner’s publication.

Her must be getting old to let this nonsense come to fruition.

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Hugh Hefner has sent out his Christmas cards this year and they feature him in his silk robe, with his twin 19-year-old girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

The twins are wearing matching shorts and purple painted on tank tops with Hef’s name acrossed their boobs.

These girls are overrated and I think that he could’ve had better taste after having Holly, Bridget, and Kendra. I can’t be the only one that thinks these two chicks are moneygrubbing nasty heffers.