Here’s a nifty video from the Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper. He really tore into Heidi Montag, which makes him god-like in my book.

Check out the video, where he trashes her to no end. (continue reading…)

According to Stephanie Pratt, Heidi Montag has been rushed to a hospital in Costa Rica after being placed in isolation from the rest of the cast of “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Montag was hospitalized yesterday after her and Pratt were put in isolation by NBC. Pratt accompanied his wife on the ambulance ride and remains at her bedside. It was also said that her family was on their way to her bedside, as well.

Stephanie Pratt took to her Twitter page to disclose what happened. She said, “Heidi was rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water. Pls pray she will be ok…Her family is flying out to see her in the hospital.”

Mwuhahaha.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have followed through on their promises of quitting “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!” The two twits couldn’t stand being around all of those “non-celebrities”.

After using the show for all of the photo ops that they could get out if it, not to mention press for Pratt’s music video for the show, the paparazzi loving duo have gave up.

A source close to the production said that the couple walked off of the show after they were done filming the live portion.

So much for charity, eh? And what about that kangaroo penis that she wanted to eat?!??

Heidi Montag and her idiot husband, Spencer Pratt, are officially not liking the Costa Rican jungle where they’re filming “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

The duo have reportedly quit twice with producers coaxing them back on…and the show hasn’t even started yet!

I guess they both thought it would be nothing but fun and games and the VIP treatment.

Pictures say a thousand words and this one screams, “I wanna get my wayyyyyyyy NOW!!” I love it. It’s definitely different than what they’re used to with their staged photo ops and cheesing photos for the paparazzi.

A network snitch said that Heidi was complaining about the celebrities they have on the show, saying, “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Ummm…yeah…okay.

Spencer Pratt is a douchebag, there, I said it. Tell me this is something that you didn’t know, right?

He said that he was lying when he told co-star of “The Hills”, Lauren Conrad, that he started her sex tape rumors. The reason? He wanted to get Lauren to come to his wedding to now wife, Heidi Montag.

He said, “Let me give you the exclusive right here…See, my lovely wife wanted that girl, LC, to be at our wedding and I knew I had to whatever as an almost-husband to get her dream wedding put together. So I lied and said that I made something up to make somebody feel good about themselves so that they would attend the wedding.”

He continues, “That’s what a husband should do for a wife…Do anything at all costs to make them have their dream wedding. But yes, you did have that tape and yes, your ex-boyfriend was trying to sell it. Thank you for coming to the wedding. Love ya. Mwah!”

I don’t really know jack about “The Hills” or any of the “characters” on the show, but I know that’s a jerk move to pull to get someone to come to your wedding. For that, he gets the douchebag of the year award.

Heidi Montag just released her newest montage of beach posing and crappy singing.

Can you imagine if her and Spencer Pratt collaborated on an actual song together? He’d K-Fed the whole thing up while she’d be running around in a bikini, doing stupid crap. Wait, I just thought about that, now I’m giving them ideas.

Watch if you dare:

Music this bad should be illegal. Can I sue someone for infringing on the rights of my ears?

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This is just way too funny.

First, Heidi Montag tried her game at doing the singing thing, and now her “hubby” Spencer Pratt is giving it a whack.

Listen and laugh:

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What do you think?

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Good lord, something needs to stop this madness.

Hugh Hefner is confirming the terrible news that Heidi Montag was/is in talks to be a centerfold in Playboy. Because she hasn’t had enough coverage lately, right?

When Hef was asked about the news, he said, “I think she is going to be in Playboy.”

She was reportedly offered $550,000 for the shoot and claims the nude spread will be a wedding gift to her douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

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Because we haven’t seen enough of this heffer yet, now have we?

“Life & Style” magazine is reporting that hubby Spencer Pratt is working out the details for his new “bride” Heidi Montag to appear on the pages of Hugh Hefner’s publication.

Her must be getting old to let this nonsense come to fruition.

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It appears that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have gotten married, this time it might be for real.

The couple already married once for “The Hills“, sold the story to everyone and their uncle, then failed to make it legal here in the States.

Think it was for real this time? And do you think the fake pregnancy is coming?

Apparently Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are potheads. At least something about them isn’t fake, right?

Spencer uploaded this photo to his Twitter, and subsequently removed it after being called out by several bloggers as weed tokers.

Love the bong…it’s a nice little touch, isn’t it? So much for their shameless self promotion, huh?

This ho needs to give it up already. I’ve heard enough of that nonsense she calls singing. They’ve done everything they can to boost up her name as a singer, except the most important thing: have actual talent.

Perez sucked up to her on his blog saying that her new tracks were hot. But that just led me to wonder how much dough she threw his way to say that.

Check out her new teaser for “Look How I’m Doing“:

Poor thing, doesn’t anyone have the heart to tell her how much she sucks? I’ll do it.

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There’s nothing real about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, so it’s hard to believe that these two are ever telling the truth.

They went on and on and on about their fake wedding in Mexico, giving the tabloids a lot for their money. Heidi talked about her dress, the flowers, and the romance. They revealed all of what was written in their vows and everything, only for the whole thing to turn out fake.

From what I’ve heard, the couple plans to make their fake relationship officially fake on April 25th in Pasadena.

A source says, “This will be the real wedding. It’s being filmed as the season finale for The Hills.”

Not buying it. I don’t watch that craptastic reality show, either. MTV stopped being relevant when they stopped playing music. It’s “Music Television”, not “Crappy Reality Television”.

Heidi Montag is doing what she does best, ho’ing it up for the cameras. Her and her joke boyfriend, Spencer Pratt were promoting what they refer to as “music”, but it fell flat.

She lip-synced a performance of her craptastic song, “Look How I’m Doing” after posting on the hood of an Aston Martin, for nearby snappers.

If we would only ignore these two, I’m sure they’d disappear. Spencer filmed the scene for the music video to her song. Let’s hope Heidi will stop making our ears bleed someday.

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Wanna hear the punchline? It’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt “getting frisky”. Oh God help us at the thought of these two procreating. Yech.

More grossness right this way.

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Paris Hilton and her spotlight chasing famewhore boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, were basking in the Hawaiian sun. Must be nice to be able to take a vacation at any given time. It’s not like we’re suffering an economic crisis or anything, right?

These two are the new Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It’s still gross, though.

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