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According to RadarOnline, they’ve spoken with Hailey Glassman’s attorney, Anand Ahuja, who claims that this whole break in thing was just a big huge publicity stunt for the father of eight.

Ahuja said, “It appears to be a huge publicity stunt. The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey. There are no charges against Hailey. I don’t think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don’t know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it.”

I don’t think she would be dumb enough to trash the place and then sign her name to a note that was stabbed to his dresser. But then again, she did date Jon, so maybe anything is possible, right?

Yes, you’ve read that correctly, Jon Gosselin thinks he’s got what it takes to bring in the girls. After conquering Kate, he moved on to Hailey Glassman, Kate Major, and the nanny, Stephanie Santoro. Now, Jon’s got his eyes on the much bigger prizes.

Rumor has it that Jon has his sights set on Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, along with Whitney Port. And remember what Kristin said about that stripper who molested her? I can’t even imagine what she’ll say about this nonsense. She kept mum when John Mayer claimed they never tasted the Skittles rainbow together, but I don’t think she’ll keep her trap shut about this one.

According to sources, Jon has a little list that he made up. Michael Lohan would be so proud!

The snitch said, “What he really wants is to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port.”

Like they’d really go for that?

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I guess Lindsay’s well-being wasn’t really at the top of Michael Lohan’s priorities. Rumor has it that he tried to sell the frantic recordings of the actress for a cool $100,000. “RadarOnline” subsequently turned him down, but gave him an interview that was paid after the tapes were released. Way to go, dad!

According to “Page Six”:

Michael told us that a six-figure demand for the tapes “was a complete lie,” but when asked if he was paid for his interview, he said, “That’s in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that.”

He insisted, “This isn’t about money or getting paid, it’s about saving my daughter.”

Sure it is….and I’m the Pope.

In other Lohan related news, apparently he’s gearing up to testify against former buddy Jon Gosselin. In a lawsuit brough against him by TLC, Mike plans on giving testimony against the father of eight.

Mike said that he had deals in the works with Jon, but he ended up bailing. TLC plans to depose him along with Hailey Glassman in the case. Stay tuned….

Michael Lohan lawsuit in 3………2…………1………

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Hailey Glassman is the daughter of Dr. Lawrence Glassman, and if neither of these two names sound familiar to you, then they will, I promise. Dr. Glassman is the plastic surgeon who performed Kate Gosselin’s tummy tuck. His daughter, Hailey is now dating Jon Gosselin and the two were canoodling aboard Christian Audigier’s yacht in St. Tropez.

But Hailey is not without her flaws. She has an arrest record from 2005, where she was busted for possession of marijuana. She was said to be among friends who were passing a pipe back and forth.

Hailey was nabbed with three grams of pot in her bag. She was given probation after she paid some fines.