Amidst all of the celebrity deaths of the past week, George Clooney has gotten mixed up in the whole debacle. First, it was Jeff Goldblum, then Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, and now George Clooney has been tossed into the mix of fake celebrity deaths.

Relax, he’s alive and well…and he’s not happy.

Stop the madness! This is getting ridiculous!

What in the second coming of Ashley Dupre is this nonsense? Apparently George Clooney’s new hookerific girlfriend, Lucy Wolvert, looks like a blonde version of Elliot Spitzer’s favorite call girl.

Separated at birth?

He must really love those cocktail waitress types. I think I’m going to move to a major city now and try to hook up with a rich actor. What are your plans for the weekend?

Anna Kendrick is the woman who’s starring alongside George Clooney in their new movie, “Up In The Air”. It’s being said that she resembles someone else who’s familiar with Clooney, his ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson.

What do you think? Think they’ll end up hooking up?

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