Accenture just dropped Tiger. Apparently he was no longer a good fit with that company that nobody knows what the hell they do.

Dear Accenture, I would love to endorse your space shuttle parts. Or is it your sentient war machines? Tic Tac Toe scoreboards?

Do they make assgaskets? Motorized fake beard racks? Big pants for little people? Do they make dollhouse panic rooms?

A gun that shoots whips? Panther saddles?

Tiger was recently dropped by Gatorade, Tag Heuer, and Gillette, to date. Hey John, even after checking out Accenture’s website, I still don’t know what they do. So you’re not alone there.

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