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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into a big fight at the Darkroom nightclub in Los Angeles Wednesday night. She gave Doug the boot and staggered out of the club and into an SUV.

We’re not exactly sure what caused their break up but we’re told that Doug was said to be only using Paris for publicity.

She’s already locked him out of her gated community. The snitch also commented that Paris realizes “Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her and that he was only dating her for publicity.”

Paris Hilton just tweeted that her and Doug Reinhardt were smooching on a secret island.

And here’s the photographic evidence. Sorry to those of you who were just sitting down to eat some dinner.

Paris Hilton has been traveling around the world with her flavor of the month boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. The couple recently visited London where Paris tried to disguise herself with a wig so that she could fool her fans. Paris has fans?

She says, “We shopped for a wig at a department store to disguise myself from the public glare but as usual it didn’t work.”

Gushing about Doug, she says, “It was so romantic to be in London with Doug. We both love to travel, so it’s great that on business trips, we can go all over the world and spend quality time.”

Going on about the Dougmeister, she says that it takes “a lot to keep up with me and he is just about managing. We are going to get married one day so he will need to keep up with me. I am super happy right now. He is so amazing.”

I guess herpes is already forever, might as well tie the knot?

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Benji Madden is smoking in Hollywood, earlier today. He was spotted chatting with friends and puffing on a cancer stick outside of the DCMA store in Hollywood.

That stuff will kill you, Benji. Most likely no quickly than the herpes you got from Paris, but only time will tell.

I still like Benji more than Doug Reinhardt, but that’s just me.

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After attending The Bravo A-List Awards, Paris Hilton and her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, hit up Madeo in West Hollywood.

Aren’t they just so cute?!? Not.

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Paris Hilton stepped out with her sweetie (yech), Doug Reinhardt, wearing these half black/half nude leggings. Sure, the dress was cute, but those freaking ugly leggings distract from that.

Some people should hire people to hand pick their outfits for them, they’re called stylists, Paris. You should be able to afford one, considering you bathe in hundred dollar bills every night.

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Paris Hilton and her spotlight chasing famewhore boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, were basking in the Hawaiian sun. Must be nice to be able to take a vacation at any given time. It’s not like we’re suffering an economic crisis or anything, right?

These two are the new Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It’s still gross, though.

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