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Demi Moore’s ex-husband, Bruce Willis, has given her current hubby, Ashton Kutcher, a good talking to! So much, in fact, that he started crying! Can you just picture that? Ashton whining like a little girl?

A source said, “Ashton kept avoiding Bruce’s calls and texts, but finally agreed to meet his wife’s ex-husband at a private location. Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well.”

The snitch went on to say, “He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together fast! Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged forgiveness, He is devastated because Demi’s consulted a divorce attorney and begged Bruce to step in and stop her from committing to a separation.”

The source continued, “He reportedly vowed to Bruce, ‘I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!’ Bruce isn’t ready to shake hands with Ashton just yet, but he did speak with Demi and advised her that if she decides to try keeping her marriage intact, she should seek traditional marriage counseling – not just the Kabbalah counseling they’ve been doing.”

We’re laughing still picturing Ashton weeping like a little girl. Man up douchebucket and stop cheating on your wife.

It’s photos like the one above that has us convinced that not only is Demi Moore a cougar, but she’s also a succubus. Obviously, she has turned once hot Ashton Kutcher into a homeless looking dude who you want to offer a dollar to on the street.

Poor guy. At least he has a chick magnet for a car, so there’s that.

I remember when Ashton was hot. It wasn’t that long ago. I mean, how long have they been married?!??

Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore were seen flirting up a storm — ON TWITTER!

Because it’s not like they don’t live together or anything. Maybe they couldn’t be bothered to actually walk in another room and flirt in real life? Nope, they shared their dumb little messages which also helped pimp out Demi’s new perfume, “Wanted”. Lovely little advertising campaign there guys.

See if you can caption it better!

Kudos to Demi Moore for wanting to have a baby at the ripe age of 46. I don’t begrudge her that, she’s got a charmed life and a hot husband, along with three daughters.

When asked about possible baby plans, she said, “Why not? Everything is possible! We have so much to live for, and obviously one of them is to have a child. I’m very enthusiastic about all the possibilities that living together gives us. I’m an incurable optimist and a go-getter – it’s in my nature to focus much more on what makes me happy than what makes me nervous.”

Go for it, Demi! I’m sure your baby with Ashton will be adorable.

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Rumors were swirling across the internet that Ashton Kutcher’s wife, Demi Moore, was set to appear on his new show, “The Beautiful Life”. But don’t believe everything you hear.

She was reportedly helping Ashton with the show and rumors suggested that she was set to join the cast as a former model who was obsessed with going under the knife.

Her rep has denied the claims, saying, “(The rumours are) completely false. There are no plans for Demi to make an appearance on The Beautiful Life.”

There you have it!

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Demi Moore recently posted this picture of herself to her Twitter page, showing her actually missing a front tooth.

While I’m sure her husband, Ashton Kutcher wasn’t amused, he sure didn’t feel the need to re-tweet that photo.

We’ve just found out that Demi was actually at the dentist’s office getting her front tooth replaced. But at least she’s down to Earth enough to have a laugh at her own expense.

While on the set of their new movie, “Five Killers“, Ashton Kutcher plants a sexy smooch on Katherine Heigl. How many of you broads want to be her right now? I know I do, that’s hot.

Of course, in the photos, you can also see that Demi Moore was on set in the French Riviera. Katherine’s husband, Josh Kelley, was also said to be on hand for the spit swapping.

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Ashton Kutcher is the epitome of maturity. While presumable getting ready to go to Bruce Willis’ wedding ceremony, Demi Moore ironed Ashton’s suit….in a bikini. He felt the need to share her butt with the world.

His tweets:

# watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
# I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
# shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58

I’d have been so maddddddd….but that’s AplusK for ya. I wonder what she’ll plan as a form of retaliation?