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Brought to you by the same people who just put out the Miley Cyrus sex doll, comes a Charlie Sheen “Crackhead Charlie” blowup doll. But is it winning???

Pipedream Products CEO Nick Orlandino said, “The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”

The doll goes for $30 and it shows a Charlie cartoon in a Two And A Half Men shirt, surrounded by chicks in bikinis.

According to the description: ““ou don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

Too funny. You really can’t make this stuff up!