Gossip Sucker

Charlie Sheen is bringing his hookers, blow and gold teeth parade to 20/20 on Tuesday, so you know where I’ll be! I’ll be watching the drama unfold as Charlie rips into Chuck Lorre with his karate chopping eyes and his fists of glory.

Seriously, if you’re not plopped down on the couch in front of the real life circus that’s going to unfold on Tuesday, then we can’t be friends. For seriously.

The show has been canceled, but that hasn’t stopped Charlie from ranting about Chuck and contemplating a ten million dollar tell-all book! I can’t wait. This guy flushed the top comedy on television right down the toilet, you’ve got to wonder what he’s going to say now.