Tag: Charlie Sheen
Brought to you by the same people who just put out the Miley Cyrus sex doll, comes a Charlie Sheen “Crackhead Charlie” blowup doll. But is it winning???
Pipedream Products CEO Nick Orlandino said, “The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”
The doll goes for $30 and it shows a Charlie cartoon in a Two And A Half Men shirt, surrounded by chicks in bikinis.
According to the description: ““ou don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”
Too funny. You really can’t make this stuff up!
Just as we were hearing reports that Charlie Sheen already had Megan Levant as his third goddess, we’re now hearing whispers that he actually wants Mila Kunis!
During his Violent Torpedo Of Truth show, he said, “Here’s the good news: My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”
He even has a plan to get the actress lured into the Sober Valley Lodge. He said, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks.”
Then, he recalled already trying to juggle three women, when he added Brooke Mueller into his porn star filled plans. He added, “I tried f**king three. It doesn’t work. A warlock can manage so many goddesses.”
Much to everyone in Detroit’s dismay, Charlie Sheen bombed for his first performance in his My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option show. Are you surprised?
It was unorganized and fans booed Charlie, along with his opening act, Simon Rex. He seemed to regain some fans for his second show in Chicago Sunday night, but we’re hearing rumblings that his Detroit attendees are none too pleased.
During the Detroit show, someone started heckling Charlie, to which he replied, “I already got your money, dude!”
We’ve heard some say that the people in attendance for his first show in Detroit are gearing up to sue Charlie to get their money back.
Charlie Sheen might just be hiding a secret third goddess! Her name is Megan Levant and she’s 26-years-old.
Megan has been coming and going from Charlie’s “Sober Valley Lodge” and has reportedly been involved with the actor for a few months now. They’re both keeping their relationship a secret, but we’re unsure as to why.
A friend of Megan’s said, “Megan is well known on the club scene – mostly for her filthy antics. She often goes out wearing next to nothing and is not shy about sex. She loves porn and is a regular visitor to the Playboy Mansion.”
She has no morals, loves porn and sex and is filthy? Sounds like a perfect fit for Charlie!
Winning warlock Charlie Sheen made a surprise guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night — where he planted a giant, fat kiss on the talk show host!
Gazillionaire and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was his original guest, but Charlie interrupted when the conversation turned to their rumored dealings.
Charlie swooped in, planted a kiss on Jimmy, passed out “Winning!” t-shirts, signed something for an audience member and gave Jimmy a gift. It turns out, the gift was a coffee cup with a fox on it. We’ll let you figure that one out!
Is Charlie still nuts? What do you think?
Ever since Charlie Sheen started talking to the media, it seems like he’s been going full speed. He has done a ton of interviews since first appearing on the Dan Patrick Show.
He’s gone on rages against Chuck Lorre and just about everyone else associated with the show. He looked awful in his most recent video rants on UStream. Except for last night’s episode of Sheen’s Korner, in which he actually looked really good.
Still, tonight’s show might be the end of his self-titled “media tsunami”.
He called in to The Dan Patrick Show earlier today and said, “This could be my final interview. This is where it all began and where it all ends.”
We’ll be tuning in later on to see what goes down with this supposed final episode of his chat show on UStream! Will YOU?
Charlie Sheen is bringing his hookers, blow and gold teeth parade to 20/20 on Tuesday, so you know where I’ll be! I’ll be watching the drama unfold as Charlie rips into Chuck Lorre with his karate chopping eyes and his fists of glory.
Seriously, if you’re not plopped down on the couch in front of the real life circus that’s going to unfold on Tuesday, then we can’t be friends. For seriously.
The show has been canceled, but that hasn’t stopped Charlie from ranting about Chuck and contemplating a ten million dollar tell-all book! I can’t wait. This guy flushed the top comedy on television right down the toilet, you’ve got to wonder what he’s going to say now.
Charlie Sheen must have had an epic time hooking up with three porn stars in Las Vegas. But since, he has decided to return to work on his show, Two And A Half Men. Well it’s about time!
Charlie was said to be hooking up with several “ladies” that were in Vegas for the AVN Awards. Since, his people have been calling for him to enter into rehab for treatment, but he doesn’t want any part of that.
Still, he’s back on the set of his TV show, acting like nothing has ever happened.
by on Mar.15, 2009, under articles
Charlie Sheen and wife, Brooke Mueller, have welcomed twin boys, Max and Bob, into the world on Saturday in Los Angeles.
Charlie said, “Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola, and Cassandra could ever hope for.”
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