Yes, you read that correctly! James Franco has a sex tape! I had no idea. But we must feverishly search the internet for any remnants of said sex tape — for research purposes, of course.

In a recent interview with Newsweek, he was asked if there is a secret to landing a good kiss. His response???

“Anybody who has made a home sex tape knows what feels best doesn’t always look best,” he explained. “I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, ‘Oh, that looks horrible.’ So you have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it! It’s the same thing with a kiss. It’s not just the kiss that feels best, it’s an image. Something different is happening if it’s a good kiss.”

Yes, we must make it a point to search out photographic evidence that this sex tape exists. Pics or it didn’t happen!

She said that it was something she sent her boyfriend at the time, when she was a teenager. She called it “humiliating and embarrassing to be talking about this now on national TV.”

You did it to yourself, so I don’t feel a thing for you.

Check out the video, after the jump!

He said that he was lying when he told co-star of “The Hills”, Lauren Conrad, that he started her sex tape rumors. The reason? He wanted to get Lauren to come to his wedding to now wife, Heidi Montag.

He said, “Let me give you the exclusive right here…See, my lovely wife wanted that girl, LC, to be at our wedding and I knew I had to whatever as an almost-husband to get her dream wedding put together. So I lied and said that I made something up to make somebody feel good about themselves so that they would attend the wedding.”

He continues, “That’s what a husband should do for a wife…Do anything at all costs to make them have their dream wedding. But yes, you did have that tape and yes, your ex-boyfriend was trying to sell it. Thank you for coming to the wedding. Love ya. Mwah!”

I don’t really know jack about “The Hills” or any of the “characters” on the show, but I know that’s a jerk move to pull to get someone to come to your wedding. For that, he gets the douchebag of the year award.

Shia LaBeouf recently talked to “Playboy” magazine about his first time and revealed that little tidbit when he was talking about his first time.

Of his first naked romp, he says, “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”

Crazy. Poor Shia, God wasn’t nice to him. But at least he’s got the whole movie star thing going for him…that, and he’s cute.

And where’s the sex tape proof? I demand it, or I won’t believe a word of it!

Image Credit: Fame Pictures

This calls for some research.

He was recently speaking about his new film, “Easy Virtue”, saying, “I studied literature in school, and I’d read a fair amount of Coward [the playwright]. But I had never heard of this play. Probably because it’s so bad. I was really skeptical about taking the part until I realized that they had changed basically everything.”

After Ben wraps up Narnia, he says that he’ll do roles that will take him out of the costume and “closer to the edge”. He says, “Maybe I can use the internet to my advantage. A sex tape, perhaps?”

Oh yes, do that.

Now, it has just emerged that Deanna made a sex tape in the past and one of her douchey ex-boyfriends is trying to shop it around. Nice.

Photos after the jump!

I don’t know how much of this I believe, considering the source, but “Star Magazine” is reporting that there just might be a Chris Brown and Rihanna sex tape lurking about.

They’re saying that Rihanna is worried about the footage being released and ruining her career.

A source says, “Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality. But she’d be mortified if her friends and family found this out!”

Well, they know now.

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Paris Hilton lost her cell phone back in 2005 at the Marquee nightclub. A hotel manager in the area, Marc Marrouche, was given the phone after someone turned it in to him.

This douche tried to wait it out and sell the phone on eBay. Duh. He was attempting to cash in for $5,000, which prompted police to arrest him.

Prissy Paris says that she’s totally traumatized by the entire thing.

She says, “That was my private property. I can’t believe someone would try and sell my phone on Craigslist. I feel violated.”

I wonder if there was some footage that she was trying to keep under wraps on that phone. Hmmmm?

Marrouche has been charged with possession of stolen property and faces a year in jail if convicted.

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The photos you’re about to view are of the sex act between 50 Cent (or one of his boys) and Rick Ross’ baby mama, Brooke.

50 Cent AKA Curly, gives his commentary throughout the entire act. Lovely. (Click the link to view, or just see the screen caps after the jump. Neither is highly recommended).

More nastiness, after the jump!

Terrible. Just terrible.