Gossip Sucker

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits are going to get married, now that she’s at the ripe “old” age of thirty. In famewhoring land, that’s ancient and time to settle down and stop showing everybody and their mother your hoohah.

A source said that Paris and Cy famewhored their way over to Jacob & Company where they checked out some expensive engagement rings. The snitch said, “They shopped for engagement rings. They were really cute together. Paris was making comments about the rings and joking that her ring has to be at least 24 carats. She walked out sporting a $25,000 white gold and black diamond encrusted ring.”

That’s not her engagement ring, however, that’s just some little trinket that he probably bought for her.

Paris’ rep said, “The couple were shopping in New York looking for something special for Paris’ 30th birthday.”

Because a car wasn’t enough?????

According to reports, Lauren Conrad has a huge secret that she’s not sharing with ANYONE! We’re hearing that she’s said to be engaged to that ugly dude that she’s been dating, Kyle Howard. Seriously, she could do so much better. I hope he’s at least good to her.

Page Six has the gossip:

Is Lauren Conrad hiding something about her love life? The star of “The Hills” is said to be secretly engaged to boyfriend Kyle Howard, whom she’s been dating since 2008. But a source said, “She is not wearing a ring because she wants to hold the secret back for her new MTV show.” Conrad, whose complicated romantic life was the focus of “The Hills,” is working on a new show for MTV that’s supposed to be more about her fashion line than her love life. Her rep declined to comment.

I can see why she’d want to keep that a secret!

So stop saying that they are!

Rumors were flying that even though Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been dating only a short time, that they’ve already gotten engaged.

Photographers spotted a ring on her finger and assumed that she was engaged to the baseball player. But she calls BS, saying, “Did you know that it was this ring, on my right hand? I’m like, ‘Why would I even respond? What would I say if you’re going to lie about something ridiculous?’”

And there you have it!