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Demi Moore’s ex-husband, Bruce Willis, has given her current hubby, Ashton Kutcher, a good talking to! So much, in fact, that he started crying! Can you just picture that? Ashton whining like a little girl?

A source said, “Ashton kept avoiding Bruce’s calls and texts, but finally agreed to meet his wife’s ex-husband at a private location. Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well.”

The snitch went on to say, “He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together fast! Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged forgiveness, He is devastated because Demi’s consulted a divorce attorney and begged Bruce to step in and stop her from committing to a separation.”

The source continued, “He reportedly vowed to Bruce, ‘I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!’ Bruce isn’t ready to shake hands with Ashton just yet, but he did speak with Demi and advised her that if she decides to try keeping her marriage intact, she should seek traditional marriage counseling – not just the Kabbalah counseling they’ve been doing.”

We’re laughing still picturing Ashton weeping like a little girl. Man up douchebucket and stop cheating on your wife.

Ashton Kutcher is the epitome of maturity. While presumable getting ready to go to Bruce Willis’ wedding ceremony, Demi Moore ironed Ashton’s suit….in a bikini. He felt the need to share her butt with the world.

His tweets:

# watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
# I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
# shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58

I’d have been so maddddddd….but that’s AplusK for ya. I wonder what she’ll plan as a form of retaliation?