Amidst all of the celebrity deaths of the past week, George Clooney has gotten mixed up in the whole debacle. First, it was Jeff Goldblum, then Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, and now George Clooney has been tossed into the mix of fake celebrity deaths.

Relax, he’s alive and well…and he’s not happy.

Stop the madness! This is getting ridiculous!

Britney Spears was in Connecticut, singing “Everytime” for the crowd, when the camera panned to Brit’s two young sons, also there for the show.

After the song, when the lights dimmed, she crept on over and gave them a kiss….Aww…How cute!

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There’s some crazy Britney Spears fans out there.

Take this guy, for instance. He rushed the stage at Britney’s concert in Connecticut, last night. Britney’s dancers escorted the guy from the stage and reported via their Twitter pages that it was “funny and creepy at the same time.”

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Hey U.K. peeps!

Britney Spears is bringing the Circus to your neck of the woods!

Check out her just announced tour dates!

June 19 – O2 Arena – Dublin, Ireland
June 20 – O2 Arena – Dublin, Ireland
July 5 – Bercy – Paris, France
July 6 – Bercy – Paris, France
July 9 – Sportpalais – Antwerp, Belgium
July 11 – Parken – Copenhagen, Denmark
July 13 – Globen – Stockholm, Sweden
July 16 – Hartwell Arena – Helsinki, Finland

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Apparently Britney Spears’ dance routines are getting to her, and they’re causing her trouble with her Circus tour.

Rumor has it that she’s unable to keep up and is struggling with her dance routines, or she’s pregnant.

A source claims that Britney is “feeling dizzy, nauseous, and even losing clumps of her hair.” While the first two sound like pregnancy or just plain exhaustion, the last one makes it sound like she has cancer.

The source adds, “The choreography is insane – it’s so fast it is really taking its toll on her. There is one move during ‘Touch Of My Hand’, where two guys dangle from the ceiling and pick her up upside down, which is really getting to her. She spins around for nearly five minutes some nights. The blood rushes to her head and when she gets down she complains of nausea and dizziness. There have been a couple of times when she ran off the stage and vomited.”

Is this a lot of hoopla? Or is there something else at work here?

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Miranda Tozier-Robbins was seen sneaking around Britney Spears’ Calabasas estate recently, when she was shooed off the property by security guards. After telling the fake fuzz to buzz off, Miranda proceeded to peep into the pop star’s home.

The local Sheriff’s Department was called and they hauled her crazy butt right out of there. And they supplied us with this nifty photo of her mugshot as proof.

Thanks LAPD!

For the full trespassing story, click here.

Kevin Federline was headed to lunch in L.A. yesterday with his girlfriend Victoria Prince. While it’s been rumored that K-Fed was going to be working with Krayzie Bone, it looks like he’s big enough to have consumed Britney Spears and Krayzie.

Just sayin’.

Dude is not in dancing shape anymore, but I guess that’s okay because he’s in no current danger of having a job anytime soon.

I hear In-N-Out’s hiring.

Britney Spears can’t be that crazy, not anymore, at least. She was performing for her show last night in Tampa, Florida, when she thought her mic was turned off between songs and said, “My p*ssy was hanging out!”

Thanks for the update on your unplanned crotch shots, Brit.

Check it out around :30 in.

Thoughts?

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No, this picture wasn’t taken last year when Britney Spears was in her head shaving days and was all kinds of crazy. This was just last week. Apparently Miss Spears got a little angry with the paparazzi and decided to throw a temper tantrum.

Maybe she just wanted to get her way? I know two-year-olds that do that.

This is the funniest crap I’ve seen all day, besides Suri Cruise flipping everyone off. Apparently, someone has decided to hack into Britney Spears’ Twitter account and give us the status of her vagina.

LULZ ensue.

Sandip Soparrkar is reportedly the guy who choreographed Britney Spears’ video for Womanizer. It’s being rumored now that they’re bumping uglies.

It was said that she flew over to India where he was and spent the holiday with him.

Britney’s people have weighed in and say, “Britney is not in India.” Another source at the Britney camp calls the rumors a “total fabrication.”

And there you have it. Besides, the minute Britney’s feet touch ground at LAX, it’s like an alarm is set off with the paparazzi and they’re there photographing her left and right.

Britney Spears wants to get rid of one bad habit for the New Year, but says that she has trouble in keeping her resolutions.

She says that she wants to quit biting her fingernails and wishes that she could stop worrying.

She says, “Next year, I have to learn to stop biting my nails! I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier, just in general. I have to learn to take things not so seriously.”

Of her New Year’s resolutions, she says, “I end up breaking them. It’s hard.”

Let’s hope she does one thing in 2009: Leave the crazy back in ‘08!

Someone dug up old footage of Britney Spears auditioning for the Mickey Mouse Club when she was only nine-years-old.

Also in the clip is a 12-year-old Jessica Simpson, who proves that she wasn’t always a dumb blonde.

Nope. Her hair was brown back then!