Gossip Sucker

Gotta love the Photoshop job that the miracle workers over at “Love” magazine did on Miley Cyrus. She has such smooth skin and looks so pretty! It’s too bad it’s fake.

In other Miley news, she was said to be kissing her “Last Song” co-star Liam Hemsworth in an airport recently.

Also, papa Joe Billy Ray defended her lap dancing at the Teen Choice Awards as “entertainment”. I wonder who he thinks she’s entertaining by dancing like that?!??

Nasty little chipmunk!

Oh my God, I really can’t believe that a photographer got this close to Miley Cyrus’ nether regions to snap these photos.

These are just awful and I bet Billy Ray is having a conniption fit that someone snapped her crotch like this. Tsk. Tsk. At least she’s wearing undies. Someone needs to be fired!

She’s 16 for Christ’s sake.

I was just perusing through my RSS feeds and found this nonsense. Apparently, Billy Ray Cyrus is confused and thinks Justin Gaston is a girl, or those fools at “OK! Magazine” need a new editor.

This is copied straight from the feed:

“She’s got a great heart, a great head on her shoulders,” he says of Miley’s older boyfriend.

Think he knows something we don’t? They got it right on the text of their site, but in the feed, it just looks stupid, right? I mean it would explain a lot.

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