Gossip Sucker

Benji Madden is smoking in Hollywood, earlier today. He was spotted chatting with friends and puffing on a cancer stick outside of the DCMA store in Hollywood.

That stuff will kill you, Benji. Most likely no quickly than the herpes you got from Paris, but only time will tell.

I still like Benji more than Doug Reinhardt, but that’s just me.

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Paris Hilton was partying it up and all the while, some thug in a hooded sweatshirt broke into her mansion and stole $2 million worth of jewels. It was said that her bedroom was ransacked.

I wonder what else they took?

Eww…A Benji Madden & Paris Hilton sex tape might surface. Could it be? Or, even worse, a Britney Spears/Benji Madden/Paris Hilton sex tape.

You know they were friends and it was rumored recently that Benji and Britney were hooking up.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yech.