Gossip Sucker

Here’s our favorite socialite to hate Paris Hilton in the new January 2009 issue of Esquire. I like the black and white photography, but seriously those huge glasses cover up that ginormous honker of hers. Am I right?

She talks in the interview about misconceptions about her and how people say that she doesn’t work, etc. Here are her words of wisdom from the interview:

I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances, and that attracts people to you. My new fragrance is called Fairy Dust. I’m dressed kind of like Tinkerbell.

I don’t know why everyone wants to be famous. To make a living, I guess. Maybe they think it’s an easy job.

Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.

I don’t think it’s fair for a child to come into the world and have to be photographed. They didn’t really choose that life.

She’s still a herp infested airhead, in my humble opinion. And yes, being famous is easy, you moron. All you have to do is go shopping if you want. I don’t want that if it takes publicly humiliated myself with a sex tape to achieve it.