Joe Francis Arrested!
by on February 03, 2009 | Comments Off
Mwuahahaha! Joe Francis has been arrested!!
Joe was arrested in L.A. after having shown up to court five hours late for his hearing in his tax evasion case.
When Francis finally made it to the courtroom yesterday afternoon, he told the judge that he was suffering from the flu. The judge didn’t buy his BS and tossed him into the pokey.
Francis’ latest accusations include claiming more than $20 million in bogus business expenses on his corporate tax returns, including $3.8 million for a Mexican home and $10.4 million in fake consulting services.
The point of yesterday’s hearing was to consider a request from his tax attorneys to recuse themselves.
I guess he must be having the panic attacks now!
Tuesday Tease: Matthew Mitcham
by on February 03, 2009 | Comments Off
Matthew Mitcham was featured in “The Advocate” for his hotness (among other things, we’re sure). He’s better known for his 2008 Olympic win in the 10m platform, having received the highest single-dive score in Olympic history.
He’s also the first openly gay medal winner at the 2008 Olympics.
Hotness. You’re welcome, ladies (and gents). Just because he’s gay, doesn’t mean that we still can’t have him on loan to admire!
Photo: Is That Justin Gaston’s Hand On Miley Cyrus’ Boob?
by on February 02, 2009 | 3 Comments
I can’t really tell where that hand is coming from that’s right underneath Miley Cyrus’ underage boob. Is that Justin Gaston’s illegal hand?
Take a closer look and let me know what you think?
Miley Cyrus Mocks Asians – Photo!
by on February 02, 2009 | 11 Comments
The photo depicted above shows Disney tween star Miley Cyrus mocking people of Asian descent. She, along with boyfriend, Justin Gaston, and other friends are making the slanted-eyes look that makes fun of Asian people. The only one not mocking any ethnicity is the actual Asian kid, who looks totally unamused.
Another friend is mocking Indians, as well. Well aren’t we the racist bunch!
What do you think?
Charlies Angels Is Making A Comeback?
by on January 25, 2009 | Comments Off
Six years after the last Charlie’s Angels movie was made, Drew Barrymore says that she wants to do another. Apparently, shooting begins later on this year.
Of the movies, Drew says, “I’m so into it…They’re hard movies to make, but they’re fun.”
Sources also reveal that there just might be a fourth angel added to the mix. Who do you think should make the cut?
Photos: Kristen Stewart Black & Whites From Sundance
by on January 25, 2009 | 1 Comment
Kristen Stewart was on hand in Park City, Utah for the Sundance Film Festival. She attended the premiere of “Adventureland” at the Eccles Theater. I love these black and white photos, they just make the scene feel so much more classic.
Paris & Nicky Hilton At Club My House Without Brittany Flickinger
by on January 25, 2009 | Comments Off
Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky were out at Club My House sans BFF hanger-on Brittany Flickinger. I guess the rumors were true about Nicky not wanting to be around Paris’ fake BFF from her reality show.
It’s all good, though, because Paris will be on the hunt for a new BFF, while Ms. Flickinger tries her hand at a music career. She’s not that great, though, and not close to being famous enough for us to care about, let alone post her video. She’s like Alli Sims, maybe she’ll go away as quickly as she got into the game.
Photo: Jenna Jameson At Seven Months Pregnant With Twins
by on January 25, 2009 | Comments Off
Jenna Jameson had her picture taken at seven months pregnant and I gotta say, girlfriend looks good with some weight on her. She’s glowing! Good for her.
I’m happy if she’s happy and who cares if she was into porn at one point in her life. She’s the only one that will have to explain that to her kids when they’re grown up enough to understand.
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Are ‘Fur Hags’
by on January 25, 2009 | Comments Off
The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley have had their star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame defaced by some PETA-lovin’ folks.
What would Uncle Jesse say?
Dakota Fanning To Star In Twilight Sequel?
by on January 22, 2009 | 1 Comment
Dakota Fanning is reportedly in talks to play a role in the next Twilight movie, New Moon. She has already been offered the part of Jane and is in negotiations for the role. She’ll play opposite our favorite new vampire Robert Pattinson.
A source said, “There were no auditions. They just offered it to her outright, and now they’re in negotiations. They’ve been going back and forth.”
The character Jane is an evil leader of the much-feared Volturi vampires, who try to take Edward down. They were looking for a petite, terrifying blonde with Botticelli angel-like face and crimson irises.
Think it was the right call for them to offer the role to Dakota? Think she can pull of terrifying?
Miley Cyrus Caught Texting Justin Gaston In Church
by on January 19, 2009 | Comments Off
Miley Cyrus was busted texting her older boyfriend Justin Gaston while in church. Ha. The two of them kept sending each other text messages while attending services in Montrose, California.
An insider says, “They thought they could fool people, but Miley couldn’t stop giggling.” Miley is 16, ya know? He wasn’t giggling because crap like that loses its flavor when you get older and get out of that adolescent nonsense. He’s getting ready to be old enough to hit up a bar and she’s still giggly and not old enough to do much of anything.
Apparently the pastor was upset at the intrusion and kicked them out told them to cut it out.
Kristen Stewart At Sundace In Park City, Utah
by on January 19, 2009 | Comments Off
Here’s Kristen Stewart in Park City, Utah for the Sundance Film Festival.
She always has this “I just rolled out of bed” look, doesn’t she?
Is Mariah Carey Pregnant?
by on January 18, 2009 | Comments Off
Mariah Carey looks a little fat in the face. And she’s glowing. Think she’s pregnant?
Mariah was making an appearance at the “Push” press conference during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, yesterday.
What do you think?
What On Earth Is Miley Cyrus Wearing?
by on January 18, 2009 | Comments Off
Miley Cyrus was out and about yesterday in L.A., wearing this getup. What has the world come to when kids think this crap looks good? Wtf is going on here? Uggggggggly outfit.
What a horrible look.
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Mexico Interview
by on January 18, 2009 | 1 Comment
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson talk in a new interview from Mexico about the Twilight movie.
They talked of how the characters shouldn’t be called vampires because they don’t have teeth and they’re vegetarians and don’t eat people.
Rob says that the hype is embarrassing. He says that he expects people to start tearing him down, saying, “Who is this punk?”
This makes me want New Moon to come out already. Or else I just may have to pick up the books.
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