His royal hotness, King Firth AKA Mark Darcy and/or the King, Colin Firth obviously has his choice of roles since winning his Oscar for The King’s Speech! Now, we’re hearing reports that he’s set to take on the role of a vampire! Unf.
Reportedly, Colin has signed on to play a vampire in the new movie, Stoker, along with Nicole Kidman and Mia Wasikowska. According to sources, the movie is a nod to Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But why have Nicole Kidman in it?!?? She’s freakin’ box office poison, for crying out loud!!
The screenwriter for the movie, Wentworth Miller, said, “It’s got a lot of elements of the Dracula mythology in its story. It’s not a vampire story. It’s not about vampires at least with the teeth and the desire to suck your blood, but it is a thriller and it is about an individual who preys on the innocent.”
With that said, Colin Firth can prey on us anytime he wants.
by Cheri on March 09, 2011 | Comments Off
Ever since Charlie Sheen started talking to the media, it seems like he’s been going full speed. He has done a ton of interviews since first appearing on the Dan Patrick Show.
He’s gone on rages against Chuck Lorre and just about everyone else associated with the show. He looked awful in his most recent video rants on UStream. Except for last night’s episode of Sheen’s Korner, in which he actually looked really good.
Still, tonight’s show might be the end of his self-titled “media tsunami”.
He called in to The Dan Patrick Show earlier today and said, “This could be my final interview. This is where it all began and where it all ends.”
We’ll be tuning in later on to see what goes down with this supposed final episode of his chat show on UStream! Will YOU?
Pop princess Britney Spears still looks great after all of these years, but says if the time comes and she needs some work done, she’s open to the prospect!
In a new interview with Out magazine, she was asked about her idea of hell. She said, “Being on a diet.”
When asked if she would ever consider having plastic surgery, she said, “When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.”
Do you blame her? She won’t have those young good lucks for the rest of her life, right? Would you consider plastic surgery? Let us know in the comments!
Charlie Sheen is bringing his hookers, blow and gold teeth parade to 20/20 on Tuesday, so you know where I’ll be! I’ll be watching the drama unfold as Charlie rips into Chuck Lorre with his karate chopping eyes and his fists of glory.
Seriously, if you’re not plopped down on the couch in front of the real life circus that’s going to unfold on Tuesday, then we can’t be friends. For seriously.
The show has been canceled, but that hasn’t stopped Charlie from ranting about Chuck and contemplating a ten million dollar tell-all book! I can’t wait. This guy flushed the top comedy on television right down the toilet, you’ve got to wonder what he’s going to say now.
by Sarah on February 22, 2011 | Comments Off
Justin Bieber tweeted yesterday that he was thinking about getting his famous hair cut. He said, “thinking about getting a haircut….hmmmmmm.”
He went through with it and chopped off the mop that made him famous! After the dirty deed, he tweeted, “yeah so it’s true…i got a lil haircut…i like it…and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon.”
What do you think of his hair cut???
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits are going to get married, now that she’s at the ripe “old” age of thirty. In famewhoring land, that’s ancient and time to settle down and stop showing everybody and their mother your hoohah.
A source said that Paris and Cy famewhored their way over to Jacob & Company where they checked out some expensive engagement rings. The snitch said, “They shopped for engagement rings. They were really cute together. Paris was making comments about the rings and joking that her ring has to be at least 24 carats. She walked out sporting a $25,000 white gold and black diamond encrusted ring.”
That’s not her engagement ring, however, that’s just some little trinket that he probably bought for her.
Paris’ rep said, “The couple were shopping in New York looking for something special for Paris’ 30th birthday.”
Because a car wasn’t enough?????
by Cheri on February 20, 2011 | Comments Off
Lady Gaga said that she was encased in that egg/vessel structure for 72 hours leading up to the time when she emerged on stage to perform at the Grammy Awards.
She said that she spent three days in the vessel so that she could be born on stage for her performance of new song, Born This Way. She said, “It was a very creative experience, and it was time for me to prepare and really think about the meaning of ‘Born This Way’ and get prepared for the performance.”
When Gaga was asked on Friday on Sirius Radio, how she went to the bathroom, she said, “I am not going to explain the details. I am a lady.”
We still have to wonder how she ate anything, drank anything and had her hair and makeup ever so perfect when she emerged? Either she was asleep for three days in a death-like state or she’s LYIN’! We’re going to go with LYING for $200, Alex.
Victoria Beckham appears on the front cover of the latest Heat magazine, where she talks about her worst pregnancy fear: Getting fat!
I have a hard time believing that she’s only thinking of herself during this pregnancy. Seriously, you have to gain weight during any pregnancy to ensure that your baby is healthy. Don’t be a twit, Posh!
She better be eating for two!
Our queen, mother monster Lady Gaga is gracing the cover of the latest issue of Billboard magazine!
She’s still got the facial prosthetics/implants in and is rocking her new Born This Way look! We’re not sure if we dig it, but we’re definitely listening to her new song on repeat!
Paws up, monsters! You were born this way! (Hopefully she wasn’t…)
by Cheri on February 15, 2011 | Comments Off
Courtney Love actually cleans up really nicely!
She usually looks like a complete hot mess when she’s doing whatever it is that she does. At the Elle Style Awards in London last night, Courtney plastered on a decent looking ten-years-younger face and sashayed down the red carpet looking fabulous.
You go girl! She must’ve gotten some good plastic surgery this time!
Are rumors of Beyonce & Jay-Z’s separation true??? – Celeb Dirty Laundry
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl has been revealed! – Tragicomical
David Beckham is one hot DILF! – Celeb Baby Laundry
Kim Kardashian admits to having a fat butt! – Swanky Celebs
Worst dressed at the 2011 Grammys – Fit Fab Celeb
Adriana Lima candids — in a word, “flawless” – Lickable Celebs
In the history of epic excuses, this has to be the lamest thing I’ve ever heard!
Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole a necklace worth $2,500, but now her assistant has pulled a stupid lulz-worthy excuse out of the sky. Apparently, she was just too busy to return it!
Lindsay snatched the necklace and said that she would return the next day for her original purpose, buying another piece of jewelry. Now, her assistant said, “Ms. Lohan was in possession of the necklace and wanted to give the necklace back to the store the day after she took it from the store, but she was very busy.”
She wasn’t too busy to have the necklace returned once she heard that the cops were getting a search warrant for it! Excuse busted!
by Cheri on February 14, 2011 | Comments Off
It really hasn’t been that long since Tony Parker and Eva Longoria filed for divorce, but her boyfriend has already tattoo’d her name on his arm! That didn’t take long at all!
She has been hooking up with Penelopez Cruz’s brother Eduardo, but he has since taken the liberty of getting her name permanently etched into his skin. Because he’s so sure that this relationship is going to last! For sure!
What a moron!!! Would you tattoo someone’s name onto yourself if you’d only been together a short time?
Kim Kardashian attended a Prince concert and now she can’t seem to shut up about it. Thus, here I am sitting here writing up a dumb article about the Purple One touching this twit.
She tweeted, “Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999″ and “OMG Prince just pulled me up on stage!!! I’m shaking!!!!”
Then, she tweeted, “I was so nervous I froze when Prince touched me!!!!”
Yes, he touched her. So far, we have not received word as to whether or not his hand survived this touching incident. We’ll keep you posted! Stay tuned!
See the video HERE!
We just got our grubby little paws on the upcoming feature of Lady Gaga in Purple magazine and we’ve got the nude photo for your viewing pleasure!
Gaga stripped down to her birthday suit and posed in these sky high heels along with a skateboard covering the boobs.
What do you think of the photo? Those shoes have GOT to HURT! Seriously, don’t they look painful? Racier boob photo after the jump, pervs! (continue reading…)
Obviously, Star magazine is desperate for a lawsuit from someone famous…..The tabloid rag just put Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins on their front cover with the claim that one (or both) has some “Down Syndrome Drama”.
Yes, the only drama that’s coming will be in the form of legal action for putting their adorable children out into the spotlight like that — in a derogatory way.
This is low — even for them! I hope Brangelina sues the pants off of them. Shame on them for using their children as a means to try to sell magazines!