Heidi Montag’s New Teaser For ‘Look How I’m Doing’ – Video
by on April 11, 2009 | Comments Off

This ho needs to give it up already. I’ve heard enough of that nonsense she calls singing. They’ve done everything they can to boost up her name as a singer, except the most important thing: have actual talent.
Perez sucked up to her on his blog saying that her new tracks were hot. But that just led me to wonder how much dough she threw his way to say that.
Check out her new teaser for “Look How I’m Doing“:
Poor thing, doesn’t anyone have the heart to tell her how much she sucks? I’ll do it.
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Lady Gaga Performs ‘Poker Face’ In Atlanta Thursday Night
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Lady Gaga performed at the Center Stage Theater on Thursday night, when she threw down the microphone and danced into a frenzy.
You go girl.
I love her music and she’s got a nice, sweet personality, too. When I talked to her in November for Earsucker, she was nothing but peaches and cream.
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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt To Get Married For Real?
by on April 10, 2009 | 1 Comment

There’s nothing real about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, so it’s hard to believe that these two are ever telling the truth.
They went on and on and on about their fake wedding in Mexico, giving the tabloids a lot for their money. Heidi talked about her dress, the flowers, and the romance. They revealed all of what was written in their vows and everything, only for the whole thing to turn out fake.
From what I’ve heard, the couple plans to make their fake relationship officially fake on April 25th in Pasadena.
A source says, “This will be the real wedding. It’s being filmed as the season finale for The Hills.”
Not buying it. I don’t watch that craptastic reality show, either. MTV stopped being relevant when they stopped playing music. It’s “Music Television”, not “Crappy Reality Television”.
Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Pregnant
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Congratulations are in order for first-time soon-to-be parents, Sarah Michelle Gellar and her hot husband, Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Sarah Michelle is due to give birth to the couple’s first child in the fall. A source says, “They’re very excited.”
The couple met each other on the set of “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, but did not start dating until 2000. They were engaged in 2001 and married in 2002.
She previously spoke of having children, saying, “When we do have children, my husband and I will have such a strong foundation because we’ve given our relationship time to grow.”
How sweet.
They seem so well grounded.
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Farrah Fawcett Released From The Hospital
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Good thing, too. I was really starting to worry about Farrah Fawcett. The rumors that she was on death’s door were just cruel and nasty.
The one-third of “Charlie’s Angels” was released from the hospital late Thursday evening, with her partner Ryan O’Neal.
Physicians said that Fawcett was suffering from internal bleeding after having a medical procedure in Germany.
Her doctor, Dr. Lawrence Piro, said, “She’s walking and in great spirits and looking forward to spending Easter at home. Her home has been stocked with her favorite teas and food and she’s looking forward to enjoying them.”
I’m glad to hear that she’s well enough to enjoy Easter with her family.
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Jack Tweed Wants To Honor Jade Goody With A Restaurant
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

I’m not sure why Jack Tweed wants to continue this media frenzy that Jade Goody put herself in, but he wants to open up a restaurant in her honor. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but can’t he let her rest in peace? It seems like her corpse is barely warm and he already wants to profit even further.
Tweed’s friends said that he wants television cameras there to film the restaurant starting up. The restaurant will feature “international cuisine”, which was Jade’s favorite.
A source says, “Jack has got a great entrepreneurial spirit. They have ruled out London. They want a high-class, trendy place in Essex. They haven’t decided on the name but Jack wants it to be something to do with Jade.”
I can imagine that it’s tough to be in his shoes, one day he has a family and the next day, he has nothing. It’s got to be hard on him. Maybe that’s what Jade would have wanted?
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Amy Adams Used To Be Poor
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

This just makes me like Amy Adams even more.
The actress apparently had a thrifty upbringing that she made her own fake designer clothes. She says that money was tight while growing up, but she refused to let it get to her, and made her own look-alikes at home.
She says, “We were defined by the clothes we bought at the mall. If I didn’t get things on clearance, I wasn’t getting them. I would make fake Guess jeans by buying a cheaper brand with a triangle label and then cutting it off so you could still see the triangle outline. It’s so sad that I did that! But I really wanted to be one of those girls.”
Who didn’t?
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Pamela Anderson Is Getting Hitched?
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Pamela Anderson might be tying the knot – for the fourth time!
One of her designer friends let the cat out of the bag, telling friends that he is working on Pam’s new wedding dress.
Pam is currently dating scuba diver Jamie Padgett, after three failed marriages to Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and sex tape slimeball Rick Salomon.
The designer friend, Richie Rich, dropped hints at a recent party in Miami earlier this week. Pam said, “They (my sons) just like that mommy’s happy, we’re all happy.”
Rich added when asked about wedding dresses, “I already did one – we’ll do another one.”
Go Pammy, get your man!
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Miley Cyrus Is Intimidated By Her Little Sister’s Vocabulary
by on April 10, 2009 | 1 Comment

Miley Cyrus wants to learn bigger words, y’all.
Apparently Miles is being upstaged by her nine-year-old sister, Noah. Her and older sister Brandi keep picking on Noah because she talks like a grown up.
Miley says, “We kind of team up on my little sister when me and her (Brandi) are together. My mom gets really mad when we pick on her because my sister is 26 and I’m 16 and she’s nine. But she’s so annoying because she’s so smart. The other day she said, ‘Are you being facetious?’ And I had to get out my dictionary.”
Miley needs to hit up Dictionary.com already and learn how to communicate with her intellectual superiors.
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‘This Is Billy Mays Here For…’ Wait, What?
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off
Billy Mays hit up the local McDonald’s drive-thru to order some breakfast.
Hilarity ensues.
Check it out!
New Katy Perry Sneak Preview: ‘Waking Up In Vegas’ – Video
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off
Matilda Ledger Is So Cute
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Matilda Ledger was taken to breakfast by her mom, Michelle Williams, along with a guy friend, earlier today. They swung her in the air and it looked like she was having such a blast.
Love the outfit, kiddo. It’s a shame that she really upstages people like Katy Perry, and she’s so young.
She’s the spitting image of her dad (R.I.P. Heath).
The Pivert Is Into Yoga
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off
Heidi Montag With Her Mouth Open – Photo
by on April 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Heidi Montag is doing what she does best, ho’ing it up for the cameras. Her and her joke boyfriend, Spencer Pratt were promoting what they refer to as “music”, but it fell flat.
She lip-synced a performance of her craptastic song, “Look How I’m Doing” after posting on the hood of an Aston Martin, for nearby snappers.
If we would only ignore these two, I’m sure they’d disappear. Spencer filmed the scene for the music video to her song. Let’s hope Heidi will stop making our ears bleed someday.
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Eastbound & Down Gets Renewed!
by on April 08, 2009 | Comments Off

My boy Kenny Powers will be able to utter more expletives for all of us to lap up. The show, “Eastbound & Down” got picked up for another season on HBO!
Congrats to Danny McBride and Co. for making this show so freaking hilarious. Woot. I can’t wait to see it again. Bring it on guys!
Angelina Jolie Did Not Faint On The ‘Salt’ Set
by on April 08, 2009 | Comments Off

It was previously reported that Angelina Jolie fainted on the set of her new action flick, “Salt”.
Don’t believe a word of it.
A rep from Sony says this:
“I can confirm that those rumors are in fact not true!”
It was reported earlier this week, by “Now Magazine” that filming “got too much for Angelina. She collapsed between takes, complaining of shortness of breath and dizzy spells. To be fair, it was after she’d filmed a strenuous scene in which she ran around the set, but it was still shocking to see her crumble…there was something very wrong with her fitness levels if she couldn’t handle a couple of action scenes.”
Not. Buying. It. Magazines lie to get more sales, yo.
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