by Cheri on March 31, 2011 | Comments Off
We’re on a mission to bring you the hottest looking guys out there, so without further ado, we give you True Blood vampire, Alexander Skarsgard.
He’s the total hotness, right? Imagine a hunky Viking vampire that’s just dying to suck your blood. And he doesn’t mind getting naked for us, either. Bonus.
Drool all you like, here are some more photos for your viewing pleasure! SEXY!
by Sarah on March 24, 2011 | Comments Off
America’s Next Top Model cycle 16 – Week five recap & who was eliminated! – Celeb Dirty Laundry
Russell Brand is already bored of sex with Katy Perry – Tragicomical
Retired golfer Annika Sorenstam has a boy! – Celeb Baby Laundry
Hayden Panettiere gets her slut on – Lickable Celebs
Vanessa Hudges does, too – Fit Fab Celeb
No NFL in 2011? Football players & owners headed for ‘divorce’? – Swanky Celebs
George Lopez is a douchetard from douchetardsville – Snarkerati
Was it Renee Zellweger’s pucker face? How about the squinty eyes?!?? Something had to cause Bradley Cooper to do a 180 and run away as quick as he could in the opposite direction! And now we think we know what really happened between the former couple! (And really, we do love Bridget Jones, for the record.)
As it turns out, Bradley has a DIRTY, DIRTY mistress! His job!
A source said, “If I had to pick any possible mistress it would be Brad’s career. He worked really hard to get into leading man status. Renee had to take a backseat. She traveled with him to make it work.”
Another snitch said that she moved from New York to be closer to him because she was already an accomplished actress in her own right. The source said, “She’s accomplished a lot of her professional goals. So Renee took some time out to be a great girlfriend and see if this is what it took to make a relationship work.”
In the end, the source added, “She stopped fighting. It was just not working out.”
Either all of the above, or he just wanted to bang younger chicks. Because that’s what leading men do. They seek out 21-year-old girls and start hooking up with them left and right. Mark my words.
Chris Brown had a bit of a temper tantrum the other day after his interview on Good Morning America. He was so miffed (read: ANGRY) that the interviewer asked him questions about the 2009 Rihanna incident, that he went into his dressing room and threw a chair at the window, breaking it.
Afterward, this tool, ripped off his shirt and stared down a segment producer for the show. ABC has said that they would welcome this fool back on the show, even though his interview questions were pre-approved by the man himself!!
Since, fans of Dancing With The Stars have launched a campaign to get Chris’ performance tossed off of the show. Given that he’s obviously still a violent person, why would they want him on their “family friendly” show? They don’t want same-sex couples dancing, but they’ll let this violent turd perform? I don’t get it.
Not only are they allowing this clown to perform next week, but the cast members of the show are not allowed to make any comments to the media about it!!! WTF ABC?!?
A source close to the show said, “Chris Brown is, of right now, still confirmed to perform on Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday. The subject of canceling was brought up but the decision was made to keep him on. It was a tough decision for the network to make and it involved a lot of discussion, but they ruled in favor of him in the end.”
Jesus, was Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen to busy to join them for some “comedy”?!??
The snitch went on to say, “However, the Dancing cast has been ordered not to make any comments to the press regarding Brown’s performance.”
True Blood vampire queen Evan Rachel Wood said that she struggled getting in the buff for her nude scenes in her HBO mini-series, Mildred Pierce.
She said that she had Kate Winslet to thank for helping her gear up for the nude parts in the series. The project is about a divorced single mother, played by Kate, who decides to open her own restaurant. The daughter, played by Evan, is against the idea, which strains their relationship.
Evan said that Kate helped her relax throughout the filming. She said, “She coached me through my first nude scene. I mean, she’s done it all. She was literally next to the camera going thumbs up.”
On the same topic, Kate said, “You keep the room as empty as possible. Just kind of being there for her, really, and letting her know there was someone to hold her hand and throw a robe over her at the right moment….made her feel better.”
by Cheri on March 24, 2011 | Comments Off
Lindsay Lohan has rejected the plea deal that she was offered in her jewelry theft case. The rehabbed actress wants to go to trial so that she can prove her innocence! Are you surprised?!??
She was offered a deal that would’ve seen her suffer through an entire three months of jail time, in favor of a court battle and a full year’s prison sentence if she loses.
I don’t think Lindsay took the necklace with the intention of not returning it. But, on the other hand, she didn’t sign any paperwork suggesting that the piece was on loan, either.
She returns to court on April 22, 2011.
Do you think she’s innocent or guilty? Let us know in the comments!
Reality television star Scott Disick appears on the front cover of the May 2011 issue of Men’s Fitness magazine.
I have to admit, even though I’ve never seen those crappy reality shows that he appears on, I used to have a bit of a crush on our favorite Patrick Bateman lookalike. At least, that was until he opened his mouth. The poor guy sounds like a freakin’ mouse when he talks.
Talk about a buzzkill! If only we could tape his mouth shut!
by Sarah on March 22, 2011 | Comments Off
Sandra Bullock reaches out to Renee Zellweger – Celeb Dirty Laundry
Paris Hilton says she can’t stand black guys – Tragicomical
Soap opera All My Children canceled? – Swanky Celebs
Larry Birkhead & daughter Dannielynn run some errands – Celeb Baby Laundry
Scarlett Johansson will get plastic surgery when she needs it – Fit Fab Celeb
Hayden Panettiere ups the slut factor – Lickable Celebs
Michael Lohan is still a vagina kicker – Snarkerati
Charlie Sheen might just be hiding a secret third goddess! Her name is Megan Levant and she’s 26-years-old.
Megan has been coming and going from Charlie’s “Sober Valley Lodge” and has reportedly been involved with the actor for a few months now. They’re both keeping their relationship a secret, but we’re unsure as to why.
A friend of Megan’s said, “Megan is well known on the club scene – mostly for her filthy antics. She often goes out wearing next to nothing and is not shy about sex. She loves porn and is a regular visitor to the Playboy Mansion.”
She has no morals, loves porn and sex and is filthy? Sounds like a perfect fit for Charlie!
by Cheri on March 22, 2011 | Comments Off
Winning warlock Charlie Sheen made a surprise guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night — where he planted a giant, fat kiss on the talk show host!
Gazillionaire and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was his original guest, but Charlie interrupted when the conversation turned to their rumored dealings.
Charlie swooped in, planted a kiss on Jimmy, passed out “Winning!” t-shirts, signed something for an audience member and gave Jimmy a gift. It turns out, the gift was a coffee cup with a fox on it. We’ll let you figure that one out!
Is Charlie still nuts? What do you think?
by Sarah on March 22, 2011 | Comments Off
In case you were hiding in a cave earlier today, Chris Brown had a fight with a window in his dressing room after his interview on Good Morning America. Needless to say that the window did not survive the incident. Memorial services for the window will be held on Wednesday in New York. Donations are asked to be made in the name of the Chris Brown Anti-Violence Non-Existent Program.
After Chris trashed the window, he took off his shirt and had a staring contest with one of the show’s segment producers and proceeded to leave. Still, GMA staff called the cops over the incident. If they decide to pursue any charges against him, he could be found in violation of his parole.
What I don’t understand about this situation is how Chris got so miffed about the Rihanna questions during the interview. He pre-approved those questions so he knew what was going to be asked.
Do you think Chris will do jail time???
by Cheri on March 22, 2011 | Comments Off
According to reports, Robert Pattinson was doling out advice on girls to teen singer Justin Bieber. He was said to have told Justin, “For whatever reason, people love our hair and it’s always a great icebreaker with girls.”
Justin also revealed, “He is like, ‘Hey my name’s Robert. Want to touch my hair?’ I thought he was joking, but it really works.”
In a recent interview, Rob said that the whole thing was a lie and that he and Justin had never even met! He said, “I’ve never met this guy. I saw that as well. I was like, ‘You’re really famous, man – what are you doing? You don’t need to use me to make up stories!’”
So Justin is a liar?!?? This can’t end well.
by Cheri on March 21, 2011 | Comments Off
Katy Perry was performing at London’s Hammersmith Apollo on Friday when she asked the crowd if they would like to hear her sing a Justin Bieber song.
The crowd let her know that it was a no Bieber zone when they booed her incessantly over the song suggestion.
She said, “Justin is mine and Russell’s adopted son. We love him dearly. Don’t boo him, guys. Come on.”
We’re pretty sure they were just booing your poor taste in music, Katy. Either that, or they just knew that she would murder the song completely.
by Sarah on March 15, 2011 | Comments Off
Disney star Vanessa Hudgens was photographed kissing Zoey 101 star, Alexa Nicolas! And we’ve got the pictures to prove it!
In some of the photos, Vanessa appears completely nude — and in others, she’s swapping spit with Alexa. Either way, we’re pretty sure her ex-boyfriend Zac Efron doesn’t seem to mind.
Are you surprised that she already has another nude photo scandal???
Photo removed by request.
Gary Busey does Vegas…and a stripper pole – Celeb Dirty Laundry
Kesha has her own line of condoms now – Tragicomical
Scarlett Johansson on the cover of Vogue China April 2011 – Swanky Celebs
Jaden Smith is on Twitter now – Celeb Baby Laundry
Michaele Salahi kicked off of Celebrity Rehab – Snarkerati
Rihanna shows her butt! – Fit Fab Celeb
AnnaLynne McCord dresses like a total slut – Lickable Celebs
Lindsay Lohan is still in a heap of trouble over Kamofie & Company’s claims that she thieved a necklace that was said to be worth $2,500. Since the jewelry store sold off the rights to the surveillance footage and has said that they plan on auctioning off the necklace, Lindsay’s lawyer is meeting with the judge in a last ditch effort to try to avoid jail time.
Lindsay’s attorney, Shawn Holley is meeting with the judge right now, along with the prosecutor in the case, Danette Meyers.
A source said, “Holley is trying to use the fact that the jewelry store owners sold the surveillance video to keep her client out of jail. Or at least consider greatly reducing the six months that the DA is seeking for the probation violation.”
Should she get a lesser sentence because the jewelry store is selling everything off? Were they in it for the money and the publicity? What do you think?