Gossip Goodies!
by Sarah on April 13, 2011 | 1 Comment
Demi Lovato tweets anti-driving while texting message – Earsucker
Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Aniston hooking up again? – Tragicomical
Hayden Panettiere’s fans don’t understand her sex life – Snarkerati
Charlie Sheen Sex Doll Sells Out! (Photo)
by Cheri on April 13, 2011 | 2 Comments
Brought to you by the same people who just put out the Miley Cyrus sex doll, comes a Charlie Sheen “Crackhead Charlie” blowup doll. But is it winning???
Pipedream Products CEO Nick Orlandino said, “The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”
The doll goes for $30 and it shows a Charlie cartoon in a Two And A Half Men shirt, surrounded by chicks in bikinis.
According to the description: ““ou don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”
Too funny. You really can’t make this stuff up!
Seann William Scott Has Left Rehab
by Sarah on April 13, 2011 | 1 Comment
American Pie actor Seann William Scott has left rehab after completing his thirty day stay.
Seann was seen going into a NY Knicks basketball game last night. The actor checked himself into a facility last month for “health and personal issues”.
A source close to Seann said, “He completed the thirty days successfully….he’s doing great.”
Reportedly, he’s gearing up to film his role in American Reunion as Steve Stifler beginning in May.
Lady Gaga Denies Ever Having Plastic Surgery
by Cheri on April 13, 2011 | 1 Comment
Current pop queen Lady Gaga appears on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar denouncing plastic surgery.
It’s been rumored for a while that Gaga has had some work done, but not so, according to her. In the magazine, she said, “I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.”
She went on to say, “I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification. And how many models and actresses do you see on magazine covers who have brand new faces and have had plastic surgery, while I myself have never had any plastic surgery?”
She added, “I am an artist, and I have the ability and the free will to choose the way the world will envision me.”
Alien horns: Yes — Plastic surgery: No. And there you have it!
Read the full interview at Harpers Bazaar’s website here.
Spencer Pratt To Intern For Ryan Seacrest?
by Sarah on April 07, 2011 | 2 Comments
I guess Spencer Pratt was all out of ideas on how to famewhore out his relationship with his wife, Heidi Montag. Poor guy, finally had to look for a real job. Ha!
The hated reality star is trying to turn over a new leaf and wants to do that working as Ryan Seacrest’s radio intern. He reportedly wrote an email to Ryan’s talent agent, Amy Sugarman, asking for the chance to work for Ryan. He told her, “I’m trying to change my image and make myself more likable.”
Good luck with that one! Let us know how that works out for ya!
Thursday, he called in to discuss the idea with Ryan. He said, “How do you go from being hated to even a little bit likable? It’s about who you’re around. I’ve learned you need to be around likable people to even start to be likable. Who’s the most likable person in America, if not the world? That would be Ryan Seacrest.”
I wouldn’t even like him if he was the next Mother Theresa, I don’t care who he hangs out with!
Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis As His Third Goddess
by Sarah on April 07, 2011 | 2 Comments
Just as we were hearing reports that Charlie Sheen already had Megan Levant as his third goddess, we’re now hearing whispers that he actually wants Mila Kunis!
During his Violent Torpedo Of Truth show, he said, “Here’s the good news: My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”
He even has a plan to get the actress lured into the Sober Valley Lodge. He said, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks.”
Then, he recalled already trying to juggle three women, when he added Brooke Mueller into his porn star filled plans. He added, “I tried f**king three. It doesn’t work. A warlock can manage so many goddesses.”
Gossip Goodies!
by Sarah on April 06, 2011 | 1 Comment
Wendy Williams pleased to get the boot from DWTS? – Earsucker
Charlie Sheen’s Cleveland show rocked! – Tragicomical
The Hangover 2 trailer removed from theaters! – Celeb Dirty Laundry
Justin Timberlake & Olivia Wilde: Rebound romance – Swanky Celebs
Britney Spears bringing her sons on tour with her – Celeb Baby Laundry
Holy crap, is that Russell Crowe?!?? – Fit Fab Celeb
Kelly Ripa gets cloned – Lickable Celebs
Angelina Jolie knocked up again? – Snarkerati
Amanda Seyfried Is Lucky!
by Cheri on April 06, 2011 | 2 Comments
Amanda Seyfried is one lucky girl! And we’re not talking about four leaf clover lucky, either. She gets to hook up with boyfriend Ryan Phillippe whenever she wants. So yeah, she is the envy of chicks everywhere.
Well, maybe not everywhere. Somewhere in Los Angeles, Reese Witherspoon is unamused, but hey, you can’t win ‘em all, can you?
Isn’t he a hot piece? If you answered no, then go back and watch Cruel Intentions and come back to us. Hot now? Thought so.
Reggie Bush & New Girlfriend, Taz Angel (Photo)
by Cheri on April 06, 2011 | 3 Comments
Just in case you’re curious as to whether or not Reggie Bush has moved on from his sex tape making ex-girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, then the answer is yes!
Reggie was seen here on a boat with his new girlfriend, Taz Angel — and one thing’s for sure…Reggie definitely has a type!
Her name sounds like that of a porn star and of course, her boobs are ginormous. Those things must kill her back. Seriously, the doctor who bolted those suckers on should have his/her license revoked.
Kevin Federline Knows How To Read! (Photo)
by Sarah on April 06, 2011 | 1 Comment
It’s amazing, isn’t it?!?? I had no idea that Kevin Federline knew how to read until I saw the photographic evidence.
During a photo shoot with his pregnant girlfriend, Victoria Prince, cameras also shot a picture of her baby’s daddy with a book!
Methinks he better be reading up on getting a vasectomy, because this bun in the oven makes five. At the rate he’s going, he’ll never have to work ever again.
Zac Efron Looks Like A Douche With A Moustache (Photo)
by Cheri on April 06, 2011 | 1 Comment
On Tuesday, High School Musical star Zac Efron was seen going into Fig & Olive Restaurant with a moustache!
Now normally, we wouldn’t have anything nasty to say about Zac, because usually he looks pretty good. Tuesday, on the other hand, he was looking like a bit of a douche.
It’s the facial hair, dude. Grab a razor already, please!
Paris Hilton & Cy Waits’ LAX PDA (Photo)
by Sarah on April 04, 2011 | 3 Comments
Heiress Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits arrived at LAX and they were quick to show off the PDA for awaiting paparazzi!
Why are they always kissing each other for the benefit of the snappers? It’s almost as if she may actually marry this one….
What do you think? Is it time for Paris to settle down??? Let us know in the comments!
Charlie Sheen To get Sued Over Detroit ‘Torpedo’ Show?
by Cheri on April 04, 2011 | Comments Off
Much to everyone in Detroit’s dismay, Charlie Sheen bombed for his first performance in his My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option show. Are you surprised?
It was unorganized and fans booed Charlie, along with his opening act, Simon Rex. He seemed to regain some fans for his second show in Chicago Sunday night, but we’re hearing rumblings that his Detroit attendees are none too pleased.
During the Detroit show, someone started heckling Charlie, to which he replied, “I already got your money, dude!”
We’ve heard some say that the people in attendance for his first show in Detroit are gearing up to sue Charlie to get their money back.
Stay tuned…
Kingston Rossdale Gets Female Attention At 4 (Photo)
by Cheri on March 31, 2011 | 1 Comment
Little cutie Kingston Rossdale was at a Beverly Hills park on Wednesday with his super hot DILF Gavin Rossdale, when the little tyke attracted some attention from a member of the opposite sex.
Okay, this little guy is adorable, but DANG, this girl was trying to WORK IT. She looks like she’s twice his age! She was obviously trying to flirt with him. While little kids (mine do it, too) have a tendency to ham it up with girls, this was just downright CREEPY.
Seriously, she looks like she’s at least ten-years-old. He’s FOUR. FOUR! This is just wrong on so many levels.
Wow. I’d rather go for the dad anyways, he’s super yummy delicious!
Remember When Ashton Kutcher Was Hot? (Photo)
by Cheri on March 31, 2011 | 1 Comment
It’s photos like the one above that has us convinced that not only is Demi Moore a cougar, but she’s also a succubus. Obviously, she has turned once hot Ashton Kutcher into a homeless looking dude who you want to offer a dollar to on the street.
Poor guy. At least he has a chick magnet for a car, so there’s that.
I remember when Ashton was hot. It wasn’t that long ago. I mean, how long have they been married?!??
Paris Hilton Picks Her Butt (Photo)
by Cheri on March 31, 2011 | 1 Comment
Taking time off from slobbering all over her boyfriend, Cy Waits, airhead Paris Hilton decided to pick the underwear out of her butt. Stay classy, Paris.
She’s rich and disgusting and he looks like a troll, so we’re really not sure who’s getting the crap end of the stick here.
Tell me I’m lying:
Barf city, right?
sucker