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Sex Toys in Pop Culture

by on Oct.27, 2012, under articles

Everything eventually finds a way to sink its teeth into pop culture. Whether it be politics or art, it gets there some how and sex toys have certainly been no exception. Seeping through the cracks of pop culture, you can find sex toys in most forms of media and in an increasingly more positive light with each mention. Check out some of these sex toy pop culture mentions throughout the years.

While the Sex and the City series officially ended in 2004–ten years ago–it still continues to make an impact. It helped create an open and positive view of women’s sex lives and is the sole reason why the Rabbit vibrator has been one of the best selling vibrators for the past 14 years. Despite countless sex toy mentions throughout the series, the episode, The Turtle and the Hare, where Charlotte becomes obsessed with her Rabbit Vibrator has given the Rabbit unmatched sales in the sex toy industry.

American Pie was just another movie exploiting the ever horniness of the American teenager, but this one went further than the traditional backseat romp fest and made use of homemade sex toys. Forever remembered for the apple scene, where Jim Levenstein uses a pie to get his jollies. I don’t really indulging in this masturbatory pastry delicacy though. You’d be better served, less embarrassed and less messy with a jelly sleeve from Adam and Eve.

If you’re into celebrities, like really into them, you can now be inside of them, too. Over the past few years, sex doll creators have jumped on the pop culture train by developing celebrity sex dolls. You can now lay the pipe into Lady Gag Gag (Lady Gaga), She Aint No Beyonce (Beyonce), Sarah Jessica Porkher Love Sex in her Shitty (Sarah Jessica Parker), Lindsay (Lohan) Fully Loaded Love Doll, the Crazy Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Love Doll or a Guido/Guidette (Jersey Shore) Love Doll. Have a new celebrity every night in your bedroom. It’s only creepy if you have more than 3.

Music continues to migrate towards sexual themes, but OhMiBod picked up on the pairing by creating a sex toy that syncs with your iPod. You can now buzz your way to orgasm with your music. The toy tracks the bass in your music and buzzes along. Just a simple plug and play, if you will.

Sex toys have even creeped themselves into books. This past summer, 50 Shades of Grey took the sexual world by storm and introduced BDSM to the mainstream market. Ben Wa Balls saw a 400%, hardware stores start selling out of rope and zip ties and more sex retailers saw a 50% toys. We’re likely to see a flood of erotic books hitting shelves and the impending 50 Shades movie will easily be a blockbuster hit when it comes out thanks to it’s ingrained sexual awakening.

What pop culture phenomena will sex toys grab onto next? Moustaches? Gangnam Style? Obama? Oh wait, it already did.

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Bruce Willis Made Ashton Kutcher Cry

by on Nov.06, 2011, under articles

Bruce Willis Made Ashton Kutcher Cry

Demi Moore’s ex-husband, Bruce Willis, has given her current hubby, Ashton Kutcher, a good talking to! So much, in fact, that he started crying! Can you just picture that? Ashton whining like a little girl?

A source said, “Ashton kept avoiding Bruce’s calls and texts, but finally agreed to meet his wife’s ex-husband at a private location. Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well.”

The snitch went on to say, “He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together fast! Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged forgiveness, He is devastated because Demi’s consulted a divorce attorney and begged Bruce to step in and stop her from committing to a separation.”

The source continued, “He reportedly vowed to Bruce, ‘I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!’ Bruce isn’t ready to shake hands with Ashton just yet, but he did speak with Demi and advised her that if she decides to try keeping her marriage intact, she should seek traditional marriage counseling – not just the Kabbalah counseling they’ve been doing.”

We’re laughing still picturing Ashton weeping like a little girl. Man up douchebucket and stop cheating on your wife.

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Britney Spears Not Engaged To Jason Trawick

by on Apr.26, 2011, under articles

Britney Spears Not Engaged To Jason Trawick

Pop princess Britney Spears was spotted wearing what appeared to be an engagement ring on her left hand. This sparked rumors that she had gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Jason Trawick.

While the happy couple do spend a good chunk of time with her children at various spots, the rumors of their engagement are not true.

Of the rumors, her rep said, “Completely not true. It’s not an engagement ring, not a story.”

And there you have it! One day it may happen, but that day isn’t here yet. Stay tuned.

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Seann William Scott Has Left Rehab

by on Apr.13, 2011, under articles

Seann William Scott Has Left Rehab

American Pie actor Seann William Scott has left rehab after completing his thirty day stay.

Seann was seen going into a NY Knicks basketball game last night. The actor checked himself into a facility last month for “health and personal issues”.

A source close to Seann said, “He completed the thirty days successfully….he’s doing great.”

Reportedly, he’s gearing up to film his role in American Reunion as Steve Stifler beginning in May.

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Spencer Pratt To Intern For Ryan Seacrest?

by on Apr.07, 2011, under articles

Spencer Pratt To Intern For Ryan Seacrest?

I guess Spencer Pratt was all out of ideas on how to famewhore out his relationship with his wife, Heidi Montag. Poor guy, finally had to look for a real job. Ha!

The hated reality star is trying to turn over a new leaf and wants to do that working as Ryan Seacrest’s radio intern. He reportedly wrote an email to Ryan’s talent agent, Amy Sugarman, asking for the chance to work for Ryan. He told her, “I’m trying to change my image and make myself more likable.”

Good luck with that one! Let us know how that works out for ya!

Thursday, he called in to discuss the idea with Ryan. He said, “How do you go from being hated to even a little bit likable? It’s about who you’re around. I’ve learned you need to be around likable people to even start to be likable. Who’s the most likable person in America, if not the world? That would be Ryan Seacrest.”

I wouldn’t even like him if he was the next Mother Theresa, I don’t care who he hangs out with!

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Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis As His Third Goddess

by on Apr.07, 2011, under articles

Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis As His Third Goddess

Just as we were hearing reports that Charlie Sheen already had Megan Levant as his third goddess, we’re now hearing whispers that he actually wants Mila Kunis!

During his Violent Torpedo Of Truth show, he said, “Here’s the good news: My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

He even has a plan to get the actress lured into the Sober Valley Lodge. He said, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks.”

Then, he recalled already trying to juggle three women, when he added Brooke Mueller into his porn star filled plans. He added, “I tried f**king three. It doesn’t work. A warlock can manage so many goddesses.”

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Kevin Federline Knows How To Read! (Photo)

by on Apr.06, 2011, under articles

Kevin Federline Knows How To Read! (Photo)

It’s amazing, isn’t it?!?? I had no idea that Kevin Federline knew how to read until I saw the photographic evidence.

During a photo shoot with his pregnant girlfriend, Victoria Prince, cameras also shot a picture of her baby’s daddy with a book!

Methinks he better be reading up on getting a vasectomy, because this bun in the oven makes five. At the rate he’s going, he’ll never have to work ever again.

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