Gossip Sucker

Yes, you read that correctly! James Franco has a sex tape! I had no idea. But we must feverishly search the internet for any remnants of said sex tape — for research purposes, of course.

In a recent interview with Newsweek, he was asked if there is a secret to landing a good kiss. His response???

“Anybody who has made a home sex tape knows what feels best doesn’t always look best,” he explained. “I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, ‘Oh, that looks horrible.’ So you have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it! It’s the same thing with a kiss. It’s not just the kiss that feels best, it’s an image. Something different is happening if it’s a good kiss.”

Yes, we must make it a point to search out photographic evidence that this sex tape exists. Pics or it didn’t happen!

According to reports, it’s good to be the guy dating Christina Aguilera — because she’ll buy you a nice brand-spanking-new car!

Hold on, though, you haven’t hit the girlfriend lottery just yet!

Reportedly, Christina splashed out on a new silver Mustang GT for her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler. Yes, Matthew is stylin’ in the new ride, but it’s not because Christina bought it for him.

A friend of the couple said, “He bought that car himself.”

And there you have it!

Kudos to Lindsay Lohan for finally getting her head out of her butt! According to her father Michael, she has already passed ten random drug tests since leaving the Betty Ford Center on January 3, 2011.

In a recent interview, Papa Lohan said, “Lindsay is doing four or five tests a week and she has passed all of them with flying colors. She’s doing really great right now. She is serious about staying healthy and is avoid all the old things she used to do.”

On a side note, remember that time when Michael Lohan vowed not to talk to the press about her anymore? Apparently he doesn’t, either.

Above is a photo that is making the rounds. Apparently, some want us to believe that’s actually a photo of Selena Gomez….

We haven’t received word as to its authenticity, but you can check out the uncensored here! (continue reading…)

According to reports, Jake Gyllenhaal showed up to the 2011 Golden Globes with Rilo Kiley singer Jenny Lewis. This has prompted speculation that the two of them have gotten back together.

Besides that, they went out of their way to not have their pictures taken together. Jake just recently broke things off with country singer Taylor Swift, so perhaps they’ve decided to rekindle their romance?

What do you think?

Justin Bieber wants us all to know that he’s a “badass”. Okay, we’ll bite…but only for a moment.

He tweeted, “on set…where? let’s just say Im back to my evil ways. #badass”, and afterward sent out this message, “#badass” along with the above photo.

Of course, this is because of him reprising his role in CSI.

Mark Wahlberg says that he used to be a marijuana smoker, but gave it up for his kids!

He recently accepted Variety’s Indie Impact Award on Sunday at the Palm Springs Film Festival, when he opened up about his former drug use. He joked that the trophy he received looked like a bong, but said, “But I don’t use those anymore.”

Then, the reason came out. He added, “I stopped smoking week for my kids. One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, ‘Sometimes Daddy smells like that!’ to me and my wife. So I knew I had to quit.”

Charlie Sheen must have had an epic time hooking up with three porn stars in Las Vegas. But since, he has decided to return to work on his show, Two And A Half Men. Well it’s about time!

Charlie was said to be hooking up with several “ladies” that were in Vegas for the AVN Awards. Since, his people have been calling for him to enter into rehab for treatment, but he doesn’t want any part of that.

Still, he’s back on the set of his TV show, acting like nothing has ever happened.

Eva Longoria used some makeup to cover up the tattoo that she got to celebrate her marriage to Tony Parker. She had “07-07-07″ on her wrist — but since filing for divorce, she has covered it up!

Perhaps she should do that professionally — and permanently?

Black Swan actress Natalie Portman recently announced her pregnancy and engagement to co-star and choreographer Benjamin Millipied. Now, during a recent event, she was seen showing off her huge engagement ring.

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She looks cute, too. All demure and motherly.

Jenni “J Woww” Farley said that she was under anesthesia when her ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, took photos of her nude. Now, he’s saying that just the opposite is true.

Tom said, “What a joke! How are you under anesthesia when you are standing up posing for the pictures? They had not given her anesthesia when I took the pictures, she was actually standing up with her hands on her hips looking right at me.”

He went on to reveal that taking the nude photos was actually Jenni’s idea. He said that she wanted to compare herself before and after surgery.

Sounds believable. What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan wants to spread the word about her 6126 leggings line, but she only has 242,409 followers on Twitter. It may seem like a lot, but to a celeb, it’s really not a high number.

To properly spread the word about the clothes she’s hocking, Lindsay wants more followers.

She tweeted:

i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing

According to RadarOnline, they’ve spoken with Hailey Glassman’s attorney, Anand Ahuja, who claims that this whole break in thing was just a big huge publicity stunt for the father of eight.

Ahuja said, “It appears to be a huge publicity stunt. The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey. There are no charges against Hailey. I don’t think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don’t know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it.”

I don’t think she would be dumb enough to trash the place and then sign her name to a note that was stabbed to his dresser. But then again, she did date Jon, so maybe anything is possible, right?

Justin Long is showing the little Mac Guy in his next movie, “Going The Distance”.

According to his co-star, Christina Applegate, she’s already seen the little Justin.

She said, “It’s called ‘Going The Distance” and it’s very dirty. It’s the polar opposite of ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks’. These people will not be able to go see that.”

There’s going to be plenty for us all to gawk at in this new flick. She added, “I saw a lot of Justin Long over the summer, I did – you’ll see the movie and you’ll know why I said that.”

I wonder if he’ll be showing full frontal ala “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. I just hope his acting has gotten better since “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Good God, was that awful.

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See what happens when I spend most of the day away from my laptop? Another one bites the dust, that’s what.

“Clueless” actress Brittany Murphy has passed away today at the young age of 32, after her mother found her unconscious in the shower. Paramedics were called and tried to revive Brittany, but after taking her to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, she was pronounced dead on arrival.

That was way harsh, Tai. I still can’t believe she’s gone, this is just terrible news. RIP, and I hope drugs had nothing to do with this. So young!

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Mickey Rourke shows off his latest acting talents as “Whiplash” in the next “Iron Man” movie. In this poster, you can see that he is wearing a suit just like RDJ’s, too bad he’s just not hot.

This post needs more hotness. Sorry Mickey, it’s not you, it’s me.