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Pop princess Britney Spears still looks great after all of these years, but says if the time comes and she needs some work done, she’s open to the prospect!

In a new interview with Out magazine, she was asked about her idea of hell. She said, “Being on a diet.”

When asked if she would ever consider having plastic surgery, she said, “When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.”

Do you blame her? She won’t have those young good lucks for the rest of her life, right? Would you consider plastic surgery? Let us know in the comments!

Charlie Sheen is bringing his hookers, blow and gold teeth parade to 20/20 on Tuesday, so you know where I’ll be! I’ll be watching the drama unfold as Charlie rips into Chuck Lorre with his karate chopping eyes and his fists of glory.

Seriously, if you’re not plopped down on the couch in front of the real life circus that’s going to unfold on Tuesday, then we can’t be friends. For seriously.

The show has been canceled, but that hasn’t stopped Charlie from ranting about Chuck and contemplating a ten million dollar tell-all book! I can’t wait. This guy flushed the top comedy on television right down the toilet, you’ve got to wonder what he’s going to say now.

Justin Bieber tweeted yesterday that he was thinking about getting his famous hair cut. He said, “thinking about getting a haircut….hmmmmmm.”

He went through with it and chopped off the mop that made him famous! After the dirty deed, he tweeted, “yeah so it’s true…i got a lil haircut…i like it…and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon.”

What do you think of his hair cut???

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits are going to get married, now that she’s at the ripe “old” age of thirty. In famewhoring land, that’s ancient and time to settle down and stop showing everybody and their mother your hoohah.

A source said that Paris and Cy famewhored their way over to Jacob & Company where they checked out some expensive engagement rings. The snitch said, “They shopped for engagement rings. They were really cute together. Paris was making comments about the rings and joking that her ring has to be at least 24 carats. She walked out sporting a $25,000 white gold and black diamond encrusted ring.”

That’s not her engagement ring, however, that’s just some little trinket that he probably bought for her.

Paris’ rep said, “The couple were shopping in New York looking for something special for Paris’ 30th birthday.”

Because a car wasn’t enough?????

Our queen, mother monster Lady Gaga is gracing the cover of the latest issue of Billboard magazine!

She’s still got the facial prosthetics/implants in and is rocking her new Born This Way look! We’re not sure if we dig it, but we’re definitely listening to her new song on repeat!

Paws up, monsters! You were born this way! (Hopefully she wasn’t…)

Are rumors of Beyonce & Jay-Z’s separation true??? – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl has been revealed! – Tragicomical

David Beckham is one hot DILF! – Celeb Baby Laundry

Kim Kardashian admits to having a fat butt! – Swanky Celebs

Worst dressed at the 2011 Grammys – Fit Fab Celeb

Owl City’s Adam Young is in love with Taylor Swift – Earsucker

Lady Gaga thanks Whitney Houston in Grammys acceptance speech! – Snarkerati

Adriana Lima candids — in a word, “flawless” – Lickable Celebs

In the history of epic excuses, this has to be the lamest thing I’ve ever heard!

Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole a necklace worth $2,500, but now her assistant has pulled a stupid lulz-worthy excuse out of the sky. Apparently, she was just too busy to return it!

Lindsay snatched the necklace and said that she would return the next day for her original purpose, buying another piece of jewelry. Now, her assistant said, “Ms. Lohan was in possession of the necklace and wanted to give the necklace back to the store the day after she took it from the store, but she was very busy.”

She wasn’t too busy to have the necklace returned once she heard that the cops were getting a search warrant for it! Excuse busted!

Kim Kardashian attended a Prince concert and now she can’t seem to shut up about it. Thus, here I am sitting here writing up a dumb article about the Purple One touching this twit.

She tweeted, “Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999″ and “OMG Prince just pulled me up on stage!!! I’m shaking!!!!”

Then, she tweeted, “I was so nervous I froze when Prince touched me!!!!”

Yes, he touched her. So far, we have not received word as to whether or not his hand survived this touching incident. We’ll keep you posted! Stay tuned!

See the video HERE!

Tila Tequila’s lesbian sex tape photos leaked! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Zac Efron proposing to Vanessa Hudgens? – Earsucker

Now I’ve seen it all: British royal family condoms! – Swanky Celebs

Charlie Sheen is a two minute man – Tragicomical

CoCo & her sister sizzle on the cover of Black Men’s magazine - Lickable Celebs

Justin Bieber calls Hailee Steinfeld too young for him – Snarkerati

Lady Gaga tribute tattoos – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Dude, where’s my Ashton Kutcher? – Fit Fab Celeb

Guess it must’ve been pretty awkward when Lindsay Lohan ran into the cast of Glee in West Hollywood on Sunday night!

If you’ll recall, last year, when Gwyneth Paltrow filmed her guest spot, she really laid the verbal smackdown on Lindsay for her stints in rehab.

The cast and Lindsay came face to face on Sunday and the cast did the right thing and apologized.

TMZ has the scoop:

Sources tell us the cast walked up to LiLo … apologized for the jokes … and said they didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. Lindsay accepted their apology and everyone parted ways.

Don’t expect the same thing to happen if Lindsay bumps into Jay Leno. Or David Letterman. Or Jon Stewart. Or Jimmy Kimmel. Or …

So how many times has she been to rehab now?? HA.

According to reports, Lauren Conrad has a huge secret that she’s not sharing with ANYONE! We’re hearing that she’s said to be engaged to that ugly dude that she’s been dating, Kyle Howard. Seriously, she could do so much better. I hope he’s at least good to her.

Page Six has the gossip:

Is Lauren Conrad hiding something about her love life? The star of “The Hills” is said to be secretly engaged to boyfriend Kyle Howard, whom she’s been dating since 2008. But a source said, “She is not wearing a ring because she wants to hold the secret back for her new MTV show.” Conrad, whose complicated romantic life was the focus of “The Hills,” is working on a new show for MTV that’s supposed to be more about her fashion line than her love life. Her rep declined to comment.

I can see why she’d want to keep that a secret!

Here’s Lindsay Lohan sporting her best trout pout and long hair extensions as she shops the day away at Fred Segal in Los Angeles. She’s looking down so that no one recognizes her, but she’s kind of hard to avoid since getting into so much trouble.

Poor thing, someone should tell her to stop injecting her lips with whatever she’s paying them to stuff in there. It’s not like none of us have seen Freaky Friday or The Parent Trap and don’t know what her real lips look like, right?

Give it up, girlfriend!

After almost a month of treatment, Scream actor David Arquette has left rehab!

Just yesterday, the actor checked himself out of the rehab facility, of which he entered to get help for “alcohol and other issues.” At least it wasn’t court mandated, right?

His rep confirmed the news, saying, “He has completed his treatment and has left.” Another source said that he is “in great spirits. He’s feeling good and he’s ready to move forward.”

When asked about his career, David’s rep said, “David is concentrating on his health and well being right now…although David remains fully supportive and a huge fan of Beach’s Madhouse and the Roosevelt Hotel.”

Good for him for getting the help he needs!

The entire Jersey Shore is going to Italy! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jessica Simpson is NOT pregnant! – Tragicomical

Bret Michaels has heart surgery – Swanky Celebs

Audrina Patridge is leggy – Photo – Lickable Celebs

Robert Pattinson says Breaking Dawn is the end of an era – Earsucker

Nadya Suleman fears CPS will snatch her kids – Snarkerati

15 model moms – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Porn star to launch fashion line – Fit Fab Celeb

Montana Fishburne faked a suicide attempt by appearing to be drinking bleach on video!

In August of 2010, her father Laurence was concerned about his daughter’s well-being, so he hired a private investigator to follow her around. The P.I. shot footage of her drinking what was said to be bleach. Reportedly, that video footage was used in court in her criminal assault case, so that the defense could prove that her mental state was failing.

Now, we’ve learned that she faked the whole thing! Uh oh, someone might be doing some jail time! TMZ has more:

The tape has become relevant in the ongoing criminal assault case against Montana because her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, had sent the tape to the prosecutor to demonstrate her client’s troubled mental state and help get a plea deal that involved rehab, not jail time. The prosecutor agreed to the deal, but has since disavowed it and wants her to do jail time.

The prosecutor argues in legal papers, obtained by TMZ, that the video “was just a ploy by the defendant to manipulate the People to offer a more lenient sentence.”

But we’ve learned, shortly after sending the video to the prosecutor, Holley learned it was fake and actually notified the prosecutor everyone had been duped by it.

Holley is asking the judge to enforce the original deal — rehab and no jail. The prosecutor is steadfast and does not want to honor that deal.

Kids…this is what happens when you lie. No, I don’t mean you’ll grow up to be a porn actress and assault people….

Yes, you read that correctly! James Franco has a sex tape! I had no idea. But we must feverishly search the internet for any remnants of said sex tape — for research purposes, of course.

In a recent interview with Newsweek, he was asked if there is a secret to landing a good kiss. His response???

“Anybody who has made a home sex tape knows what feels best doesn’t always look best,” he explained. “I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, ‘Oh, that looks horrible.’ So you have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it! It’s the same thing with a kiss. It’s not just the kiss that feels best, it’s an image. Something different is happening if it’s a good kiss.”

Yes, we must make it a point to search out photographic evidence that this sex tape exists. Pics or it didn’t happen!